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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by idamtnboy » Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:54 pm

ChicagoGranny wrote:[working for the Gov't image]
Snide comments about Government workers have been around for decades. But you know what group of employees are just as bad, or worse? Railroad workers. And they work for private enterprises (except Amtrak) which are owned by some of the smartest investors in the country.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by Boyce » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:08 pm

idamtnboy wrote: But you know what group of employees are just as bad, or worse?
Surprised idamtnboy, that you would admit that government workers are bad.

Actually I have no complaints about government workers. It's the system they work under and the regulators that created the system that my complaints are reserved for. And the statist voters who elected them.
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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by idamtnboy » Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:58 pm

Boyce wrote:
idamtnboy wrote: But you know what group of employees are just as bad, or worse?
Surprised idamtnboy, that you would admit that government workers are bad.

Actually I have no complaints about government workers. It's the system they work under and the regulators that created the system that my complaints are reserved for. And the statist voters who elected them.
There's difference between "admit" and "go along with"! But you are so right, it's the system they work under that constrains employees. One of my fellow workers made a comment one time that I found quite enlightening about why the bureaucracy is the way it is. "It's not the business of Government to be efficient. It's the business of Government to be fair." In contracting for example, it's the policy to distribute contracts as much as possible among all companies. This often means the price is not the lowest as a large corporation would do it cheaper.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by ChicagoGranny » Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:44 am

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by ChicagoGranny » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:39 am

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by Starlette » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:49 am

LMBO ChicagoGranny Too funny.

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How is your AHI?

Post by ChicagoGranny » Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:40 pm

Still a dullard? Or CPAP making you sharp?

Who will be the first to spot it?


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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by biker » Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:51 pm

Ronald McDonald

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by StuUnderPressure » Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:41 pm

biker wrote:Ronald McDonald
Yep, Ronald in the bottom right corner running away.
But, I do NOT see any cops coming out of the donut shop to chase him!

I didn't know Ronald was an arsonist.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by ChicagoGranny » Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:31 am

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by ChicagoGranny » Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:03 pm

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by Sheriff Buford » Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:08 pm

StuUnderPressure wrote:
biker wrote:Ronald McDonald
Yep, Ronald in the bottom right corner running away.
But, I do NOT see any cops coming out of the donut shop to chase him!

I didn't know Ronald was an arsonist.
Hey I had jelly (from my jelly donut) all over my hands and shirt... I couldn't run out of the shop the way I was...

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by StuUnderPressure » Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:57 pm

Sheriff Buford wrote:
StuUnderPressure wrote:
biker wrote:Ronald McDonald
Yep, Ronald in the bottom right corner running away.
But, I do NOT see any cops coming out of the donut shop to chase him!

I didn't know Ronald was an arsonist.
Hey I had jelly (from my jelly donut) all over my hands and shirt... I couldn't run out of the shop the way I was...

Sheriff
I was afraid to post that because I was afraid you would hunt me down.
But, I have been to Dallas & Frisco a couple of times & I have not run into you yet - so I took a chance.

How far away are you from either of those?

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by ChicagoGranny » Sat Sep 21, 2013 6:58 am

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by Woody » Sat Sep 21, 2013 8:51 pm

I didn't find the international disturbed people's day post in good taste.
I have a person just like this next door. 25 years old but mental age about 2
and still in dipers .....

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