OT: Daily Funny bone

This is not a funny, just a good story of a heroine.

Make sure to flip through the gallery - the intensity and danger can be seen.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24653643

Here is one that made me laugh:
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool."

hahahahahahahahahahahhaha

lol

Remember: Cold season is starting and cows seek heat on car hoods. Do not forget to tap on the hood to give the cow enough time to get off before you drive away.

Snowball
I made myself a snowball
As perfect as could be.
I thought I’d keep it as a pet
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
And a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away,
But first– – it wet the bed.

- By Shel Silverstein

This kid is great:

http://www.961theriver.com/pages/michel ... e=11346490

Not a funny (I don't think?) but here is something that has me stumped on the eve of Hanukkah and Thanksgiving. Just got a text from a friend in Denver that included this sentence,

Dining with a view of a very large and magnificent FM doesnt hurt either!

Maybe it's too much wine, but I can't figure out what an "FM" is? Lots of guesses but none of them seem probable.

Any clue?

Maybe it's kind of like a MILF?

Full moon was what popped into my head, but that doesn't make sense. Anyone from near Denver able to shed any light on it?

SleepyToo2 wrote:Full moon was what popped into my head, but that doesn't make sense. Anyone from near Denver able to shed any light on it?

Thanks, that is what I first thought. But my husband said it was a waning crescent last night.

How about Favorite Meal? Very appropriate for this time of year!