Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Jaylee wrote:

danimal71 wrote:

Goofy wrote:Well ya'll, I don't really care if the back has carpet because that's sexy too!
I know, I know, there are a lot of ladies that think that's gross (why do you think they make long handled razors in the men's section)!
But I can't help myself I have to get out the napkins to wipe up the drool!

Well I have those requirements met. It's not a shag carpet though. There's a tattoo back there to.

A tattoo of what?

Goofy wrote:
You all are a HOOT!

I'm with Jaylee, what kind of tattoo? And shag or not as long as the hairy chest is there!

Bones wrote:
What about hair on their head ?

You know why men are bald don't ya? To many u-turns under the covers!

Bones wrote:I don't have a hairy chest. Grass doesn't grow on a playground.

Bones, I can't comment cuz it wouldn't be nice and we are trying to keep this kind of clean!

Patrick A wrote:Oh! ......never mind.

Patrick A, sweet heart I just don't know what to tell you except us ladies have to vent somewhere!

Goofy wrote:
You all are a HOOT!

I'm with Jaylee, what kind of tattoo? And shag or not as long as the hairy chest is there!

Bones wrote:
What about hair on their head ?

You know why men are bald don't ya? To many u-turns under the covers!

Bones wrote:I don't have a hairy chest. Grass doesn't grow on a playground.

Bones, I can't comment cuz it wouldn't be nice and we are trying to keep this kind of clean!

Patrick A wrote:Oh! ......never mind.

Patrick A, sweet heart I just don't know what to tell you except us ladies have to vent somewhere!

danimal71 wrote:It's not a bald spot....it's a solar panel for a sex machine

I have a full head of hair btw.

Patrick A wrote:Full Beard ! Full Head of Hair! Hairy all over........ never mind thunk

danimal71 wrote:6'4" 39 y\o.....hairy chest that gets manscaped. It's not like a jungle though. I am also married. I'm a flirt not a cheat....just clarifying that.

danimal71 wrote:6'4" 39 y\o.....hairy chest that gets manscaped. It's not like a jungle though. I am also married. I'm a flirt not a cheat....just clarifying that.

Jaylee wrote:Eh, I already have a married man I flirt with. I don't have room for another. Goofy can flirt with you instead.

Jaylee wrote:Eh, I already have a married man I flirt with. I don't have room for another. Goofy can flirt with you instead.

Patrick A wrote:

Jaylee wrote:Eh, I already have a married man I flirt with. I don't have room for another. Goofy can flirt with you instead.

Smarting off to you DADis not flirting!!

Patrick A wrote:Smarting off to you DADis not flirting!!

Goofy wrote:

danimal71 wrote:It's not a bald spot....it's a solar panel for a sex machine

I have a full head of hair btw.

Ok danimal71 it's time you really let us ladies know the spects. Height and Age and for me weather your chest is hairy not your head! How can we decide which one of us would best match with you if you don't give us details?

Patrick A wrote:Full Beard ! Full Head of Hair! Hairy all over........ never mind thunk

Patrick A, did I or did I not see Semper Fi at the bottom of your post?

Goofy wrote:

danimal71 wrote:6'4" 39 y\o.....hairy chest that gets manscaped. It's not like a jungle though. I am also married. I'm a flirt not a cheat....just clarifying that.

Damn the bad luck! danimal71 you are in the age bracket, definitely the height bracket, gotta quit the manscaping and I will definitely flirt but as far as I'm concerned, you are OPP (Other People's Property) and I don't go there so tell your wife!

Jaylee wrote:Eh, I already have a married man I flirt with. I don't have room for another. Goofy can flirt with you instead.

Jaylee, don't throw me under the bus! We don't want to make his wife mad!

Patrick A wrote:Full Beard ! Full Head of Hair! Hairy all over........ never mind thunk

Goofy wrote:

Patrick A wrote:Full Beard ! Full Head of Hair! Hairy all over........ never mind thunk

Patrick A, did I or did I not see Semper Fi at the bottom of your post?


Yes You did Uh Rah!

Well Sir, I didn't think you would go thunk being a Marine and all!