Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Jaylee wrote:Goofy you crack me up with your hairy chest lust. Somehow I don't think that will be a problem as hairy men are a dime a dozen. However, that chunk of hairy chested man meat is probably going to come with a carpet on his back, just so you know.

Uggy already explained this to me. You see, Prince Adequate isn't really coming on a white horse. More like a white Vulvo or something like that.

I have to say that Jaylee is right on both counts. If the man has a very hairy chest, it's not like he won't have hair on his back. Also, I think what I said is that women in this day and age don't need to sit around waiting for Prince Charming to come to them--you can go to him, or summon him, or however you like to think of it (think active vs. passive).

Well ya'll, I don't really care if the back has carpet because that's sexy too!
I know, I know, there are a lot of ladies that think that's gross (why do you think they make long handled razors in the men's section)!
But I can't help myself I have to get out the napkins to wipe up the drool!

Oh! ......never mind.

I don't have a hairy chest. Grass doesn't grow on a playground.

Goofy wrote:Well ya'll, I don't really care if the back has carpet because that's sexy too!
I know, I know, there are a lot of ladies that think that's gross (why do you think they make long handled razors in the men's section)!
But I can't help myself I have to get out the napkins to wipe up the drool!

Well I have those requirements met. It's not a shag carpet though. There's a tattoo back there to.

danimal71 wrote:

Goofy wrote:Well ya'll, I don't really care if the back has carpet because that's sexy too!
I know, I know, there are a lot of ladies that think that's gross (why do you think they make long handled razors in the men's section)!
But I can't help myself I have to get out the napkins to wipe up the drool!

Well I have those requirements met. It's not a shag carpet though. There's a tattoo back there to.

A tattoo of what?

I'm going to chime in here and state that there are men out there with hairy chests and no hair on their back. I know this because I'm married to one of them

My ex does not have one and unfortunately, my son doesn't, either poor kid.... oh wait, he's not a kid any more he's 31 LOL

Goofy wrote:
Also, I may be fat but they are ugly and I can diet!

Originally attributed to Churchill.

Stuffy woman: Mr. Churchill, you are drunk!

Churchill: Yes Madam, and you are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.

CruzTerri wrote:My ex does not have one and unfortunately, my son doesn't, either poor kid....

Does not have what????

Bones wrote:

CruzTerri wrote:My ex does not have one and unfortunately, my son doesn't, either poor kid....

Does not have what????

A hairy chest. At least I think that is what she meant.

Oh, I will go on record as saying that I do not have any body hair requirements for interested men.

Jaylee wrote:Oh, I will go on record as saying that I do not have any body hair requirements for interested men.

What about hair on their head ?

M.D.Hosehead wrote:

Goofy wrote:
Also, I may be fat but they are ugly and I can diet!

Originally attributed to Churchill.

Stuffy woman: Mr. Churchill, you are drunk!

Churchill: Yes Madam, and you are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.

And my personal favourite:

Stuffy woman: Mr Churchill, if I were your wife, I'd give you poison.

Churchill: Yes Madam. And if I were your husband, I'd drink it.

Bones wrote:

Jaylee wrote:Oh, I will go on record as saying that I do not have any body hair requirements for interested men.

What about hair on their head ?

Doesn't matter. I am more interested in what is on the inside.

Jaylee wrote:

Bones wrote:

CruzTerri wrote:My ex does not have one and unfortunately, my son doesn't, either poor kid....

Does not have what????

A hairy chest. At least I think that is what she meant.

Oh, I will go on record as saying that I do not have any body hair requirements for interested men.

Yes, I meant that ex and our son do not have hair on their chests. Oohhh, but hubby of 24+ years does

You all are a HOOT!

I'm with Jaylee, what kind of tattoo? And shag or not as long as the hairy chest is there!

Bones wrote:
What about hair on their head ?

You know why men are bald don't ya? To many u-turns under the covers!

Bones wrote:I don't have a hairy chest. Grass doesn't grow on a playground.

Bones, I can't comment cuz it wouldn't be nice and we are trying to keep this kind of clean!

Patrick A wrote:Oh! ......never mind.

Patrick A, sweet heart I just don't know what to tell you except us ladies have to vent somewhere!