Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Patrick A wrote:

Goofy wrote:

Patrick A wrote:Full Beard ! Full Head of Hair! Hairy all over........ never mind thunk

Patrick A, did I or did I not see Semper Fi at the bottom of your post?


Yes You did Uh Rah!

Well Sir, I didn't think you would go thunk being a Marine and all!

That should have been THUD from the Cast Iron Skillet......SWMBO

That's better! The way it was it seemed like you kind of fainted and I just wanted to clairify.

I am bumping this thread because Goofy hasn't met her Hairy Prince Charming, yet!

Jaylee wrote:I am bumping this thread because Goofy hasn't met her Hairy Prince Charming, yet!

No I haven't! I did come close today but he's a little to young for me!

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Maybe my dream will come true and Dr. Cloudy will send me flowers and candy.

Ah, well, a girl can dream I suppose.

At least hopefully one of my students will give me some chocolates.

Jaylee wrote:Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Maybe my dream will come true and Dr. Cloudy will send me flowers and candy.

It's not good to fantasize that some other man's wife will send you flowers. After all, if he did, you'd have to wonder who ELSE he's sending flowers too.

Jaylee wrote:Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Maybe my dream will come true and Dr. Cloudy will send me flowers and candy.

Ah, well, a girl can dream I suppose.

At least hopefully one of my students will give me some chocolates.

Hey Little Girl you want some candy? Or a Jalapeño.

Life is not like a box of chocolates....it's like a jar of Jalapeño's be careful what you wish for it might come back to burn your butt.

SleepingUgly wrote:

Jaylee wrote:Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Maybe my dream will come true and Dr. Cloudy will send me flowers and candy.

It's not good to fantasize that some other man's wife will send you flowers. After all, if he did, you'd have to wonder who ELSE he's sending flowers too.

Uggy, you have totally lost your abilty to take a joke! What has happened to you??

And I already know that SWS will get flowers from Cloudy. They have that thing going on between them. I could never compete with SWS.

That was a joke, too, Uggy.

This thread has been my nightly entertainment. I come and read and giggle. I do not join in because I am just not good at flirting. More than likely that is from lack of practice. Recently I saw a gent that caught my interest. I gathered up all my courage and invited the gent to lunch. I was very surprised when he accepted . We agreed to meet at Denny's as it was conveniently close for us both. Well it seems we hit it off fine. We have been seeing one another most every day. So perhaps I did absorb some "technique" from the blatant fun you have here. I will continue to read and enjoy. Thanks for the entertainment and the subliminal lessons. Oh yeah, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!
Laura

Sounds great, Laura! Happy Valentine's Day to you and your gentleman friend!

Thanks SU.

Laura

OceanGoingGal wrote:This thread has been my nightly entertainment. I come and read and giggle. I do not join in because I am just not good at flirting. More than likely that is from lack of practice. Recently I saw a gent that caught my interest. I gathered up all my courage and invited the gent to lunch. I was very surprised when he accepted . We agreed to meet at Denny's as it was conveniently close for us both. Well it seems we hit it off fine. We have been seeing one another most every day. So perhaps I did absorb some "technique" from the blatant fun you have here. I will continue to read and enjoy. Thanks for the entertainment and the subliminal lessons. Oh yeah, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!
Laura

Congrats and great job Laura! Now Jaylee and I have to catch up.
I get to spend Valentine's Day with the best man in my life! My boy is home sick and we are going to curl up on the sofa and watch movies all day!
Hope everyone has a Happy Valentine's Day!!!!

Thanks Goofy, I hope your little man gets well soon.

Laura

Hope your son gets well soon Goofy. We probably made him ill with all our talk of ducktails and bobbie socks the other night

So even though I'm an old married dude with a full head of hair and no hair on my chest : Happy Valentine's Day to all the girls!

Thank you Bones and Laura. He is doing a little better and now I think I'm getting it! Swollen throat, fever, and the neck hurts like the dickens! Apparently it's going around because I have a couple of other friends who I haven't been around and they are complaining about the same symptoms. I'll forgive you Bones for not having a hairy chest since you're married. Btw Bones, he gets a kick out of reading this when I let him. He recently had a b-day and thinks I should let him in on all the secrets of life!
Little does he know it is more fun discovering that stuff on your own or with your friends, NOT with your mother.

There's no way we can post freely if you're letting your KID read this!