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Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Post by brain_cloud » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:07 pm

LoQ wrote:
SleepingUgly wrote:
brain_cloud wrote:All's well with the world. Jaime is gorgeous and has her picture back.
Jaime?
Jamie = Jaylee
Not quite. Jaime = Jaylee

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Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Post by Jaylee » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:08 pm

SleepingUgly wrote:
brain_cloud wrote:All's well with the world. Jaime is gorgeous and has her picture back.
Jaime?
You don't know my real name?

My handsome Paul even spelled it right. He loves me.

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Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Post by SleepingUgly » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:13 pm

Jaylee wrote:My handsome Paul even spelled it right. He loves me.
Paul??
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Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Post by Jaylee » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:15 pm

Uggy, you need to be on the same page.

I used to know your first name, but I forgot.

Jaylee=Jaime Leigh.

Dr. Cloudy=Paul.

LoQ= : No one has ever known....

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Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Post by brain_cloud » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:24 pm

Jaylee wrote:
SleepingUgly wrote:
brain_cloud wrote:All's well with the world. Jaime is gorgeous and has her picture back.
Jaime?
You don't know my real name?

My handsome Paul even spelled it right. He loves me.
Naturellement. Guilty as charged.

I thought Uggy already knew my name.

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Post by Doogie1MD » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:38 pm

Jaylee wrote:I haven't seen Laura for a long time.

Are you still single, Scrapper? I am.

There has to be some single men around here.

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Post by Jaylee » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:42 pm

Doogie1MD wrote:
Jaylee wrote:I haven't seen Laura for a long time.

Are you still single, Scrapper? I am.

There has to be some single men around here.

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I'm single... And sleeping with an ALIEN on my face, is SURE to KEEP it that way, no doubt...!
That's why you need to find a girl who also sleeps with an alien on her head, silly!

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Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Post by Goofy » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:51 pm

Jaime Leigh = Beautiful name.

If my child would have been a girl, I would have given the name Jayce Leigh.

Anyway, I tell everyone if they don't like what they are looking at... TURN YOUR HEAD!

Also, I may be fat but they are ugly and I can diet!

Don't let anyone get you down and if they try, sick your four year olds on 'em.

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Post by SleepingUgly » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:57 pm

Doogie1MD wrote:I'm single... And sleeping with an ALIEN on my face, is SURE to KEEP it that way, no doubt...!
No, it won't. And judging by where you live, you may even find yourself with more than one wife.
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Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Post by SleepingUgly » Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:04 pm

Uggy has a bad memory.
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Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Post by Jaylee » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:32 pm

brain_cloud wrote:
Jaylee wrote:
SleepingUgly wrote:
brain_cloud wrote:All's well with the world. Jaime is gorgeous and has her picture back.
Jaime?
You don't know my real name?

My handsome Paul even spelled it right. He loves me.
Naturellement. Guilty as charged.

I thought Uggy already knew my name.

I must quote this so he can never take it back. Cloudy loves me.

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Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Post by scrapper » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:35 pm

I really want someone who doesn't have a license for someone else though...........if I remember right Jaylee, Paul is married........

Save yourself some pain, and find yourself a single one Jaylee!

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Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Post by Jaylee » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:41 pm

Oh she will tire of him one day and he will be all mine.

I have a feeling that I will always be infatuated with Dr. Cloudy, even though I can never have him. Some day my unnaturally tall and single Prince will come.

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Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Post by Goofy » Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:27 pm

Hey everyone,

Glad to see the post still having fun! Thought we were a gonner for awhile.
Jaylee, I to have hopes that my Kinght in Shinning Armor will show up... But not until I have time to deal with him (and he better have a hairy chest)!

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Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Post by Jaylee » Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:30 pm

Goofy you crack me up with your hairy chest lust. Somehow I don't think that will be a problem as hairy men are a dime a dozen. However, that chunk of hairy chested man meat is probably going to come with a carpet on his back, just so you know.

Uggy already explained this to me. You see, Prince Adequate isn't really coming on a white horse. More like a white Vulvo or something like that.

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