TROLL ALERT! - IF YOU ARE BORED HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO TROLL

echo wrote:

LoQ wrote:

echo wrote:Ok I really haven't bothered to read the last bazillion pages of this thread....

I was wondering when the big blue boob would weigh in. At least that's what your avatar always looks like to me. I'm sure YOU are not actually a big blue boob.

I've been meaning to change it.............. I will not debate whether or not i actually am a boob, that's up to the readers to decide

brain_cloud wrote: And while we are on the subject of not being cowardly, who here will admit to having a man-crush on -SWS? Show of hands.

If -SWS were to ask me to marry him, I would have to think long and hard about whether my purported heterosexuality is really something to make a big to-do over.

-SWS wrote:

brain_cloud wrote: And while we are on the subject of not being cowardly, who here will admit to having a man-crush on -SWS? Show of hands.

If -SWS were to ask me to marry him, I would have to think long and hard about whether my purported heterosexuality is really something to make a big to-do over.

Thanks brain_cloud... That was both hilarious and very kind of you to say. I also appreciate the overly generous words from others... including Amigo!

But back to that interesting marriage proposal... Well, I'm married and also heterosexual as it turns out. Still I'm thinking we might be able to fantasize something along these lines:
Hey! If we ever become professional bowlers or golfers maybe we can become best roommates when we're on tour...! We can play marathon scrabble or work daunting crossword puzzles on our off days----with Jaylee on the speaker phone listening to the really BIG words."

Jaylee, does that work for you?

-SWS wrote: Say! If we ever become professional bowlers or golfers maybe we can become best roommates when we're on tour...! We can play marathon scrabble or work daunting crossword puzzles on our off days----with Jaylee on the speaker phone listening to the really BIG words."

Jaylee, does that work for you?

NoMuffy wrote:. Most to all forum characters (even the secondary ones) tend to keep their personality traits consistent, so simply putting those that one doesn't care for on their "Foes" list should solve most of their issues.

For instance, while all SAG characters have one trait in common (they're all chiliaphobes), NotMuffy has Tourette's-level patience, about the same level of appropriateness (although she thinks it's more like "Satirical Humor") and generally DGAF.

NM

Snoredog wrote:"In public, if I suggest something that isn't quite kosher, you can be assured there will be someone else to come along like -<names snipped out puposely> to let not only me but more importantly YOU know it isn't right."

ozij wrote: All of us, and I do mean all who are no longer rank newbies, are here because posting and interacting serves some narcissistic needs. We sincerely love helping, and - if we are honest with ourselves - we love having our help (and our personas here) acknowledged no less...

...I wish you all health, success and happiness, and healthy narcissistic satisfaction wherever you choose to post and whomever you choose to post as.

ozij wrote: In case anyone is wondering what jnk's response is to my post: He responded to me by PM, he did not ignore my words, and his response was the one we would expect from the kind, gentle person we have come to know and love.
We all get into messes at times, and do our best to extricate ourselves from them - I believe the "jnk"/"who" issue is one of those cases...

..."jnk" - whose split was not the reason the discussion started, has an outstanding capacity to help people feel accepted and welcome - and I have not the slightest doubt this was always done with utmost sincerity. Unlike "Really", [the poster named] "who" was never purposely cruel. And it is important to remember that.

ozij wrote:...all of SAG's characters are CUOEA 's == Chronic Users Of Esoteric Abbreviations...

SAG wrote:A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."

The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"

Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"

echo wrote:
I would like to get in line for the -SWS crush I'll follow the bowlers but not the golfers, though.

echo wrote:The big blue eye-boob here very much likes your post Ozij.

ozij wrote:Even the member who uses "Really" in a way that causes so much discomfort, tries to help in his other identity. I have said very sharp things about him and that habit of his, and I do not take them back. However, I have come the conclusion that "Really" is really not that important. All of us, and I do mean all who are no longer rank newbies, are here because posting and interacting serves some narcissistic needs. We sincerely love helping, and - if we are honest with ourselves - we love having our help (and our personas here) acknowledged no less. The other half of "Really" is here to help too, and I suppose that should suffice for all of us. "Really" has become a non-issue for me, another troll to be ignored.

-SWS wrote: But back to that interesting marriage proposal... Well, I'm married and also heterosexual as it turns out. Still I'm thinking we might be able to fantasize something along these lines:

Say! If we ever become professional bowlers or golfers maybe we can become best roommates when we're on tour...!

Hey -SWS, do you remember the time over at Kenwood Lanes that Miss Jaylee lost her drawers on the approach? Ah, good times!

ozij wrote: I have no doubt that in his own personal heaven, Snoredog can't believe it that I, of all people, am quoting him....