I have been banned from the ASAA Board

[BlackSpinner]

Speaking of staying on topic, there is another thread going where people are discussing the best fiber content for thong underwear. Lest these people be banned for not "keeping on topic", might a thong make a good chinstrap? One of you thong-wearers, please put over your head and report back. In fact, please also post your findings on The Other Board, for example, under a subject title of "Thongs do NOT make good chinstraps" or something along those lines.

Well you could check here(NOT WORK SAFE) to see cotton knitted thongs (including one with white furry edges) and make your own choices. Note that these thongs have fast release snaps in case of emergencies.

[oak]

Blackspinner, you might have something there. I mean, what would happen to the CPAP market if people would wear chinstraps with white furry edges? Could possibly revolutionize the chinstrap market. Before you know, everyone would be clamoring for sleep studies.

[SleepingUgly]

Can some one help me figure out how to wear a poise pad with a thong?

I don't have experience with a poise pad, but I can tell you that when a sticky part of the maxi pad strays from its intended position on underwear even bigger than a thong, it is like getting a bikini wax, one hair at a time. So I would therefore conclude that, I'm sorry, Stormy, but you cannot wear a poise pad with a thong unless you want a Brazilian.

[Loreena]

Can some one help me figure out how to wear a poise pad with a thong?

Git you some Spanx and wear it over it. I dunno though...would that defeat the purpose?

[Stormynights]

Would a chin strap help?

[SleepingUgly]

Would a chin strap help?

Yes, wear the Hannibal Lechter style chinstrap with the Poise pad and the thong on your head as a chinstrap! There!

[kaiasgram]

Stop it. You're making my sides hurt.

[Stormynights]

Would a chin strap help?

Yes, wear the Hannibal Lechter style chinstrap with the Poise pad and the thong on your head as a chinstrap! There!

Could you post a picture with that set up for me please? I am having a hard time picturing it.

[SleepingUgly]

Yes, wear the Hannibal Lechter style chinstrap with the Poise pad and the thong on your head as a chinstrap! There!

Could you post a picture with that set up for me please? I am having a hard time picturing it.

Sure - just send me a Poise pad and Black Spinner can send me a thong. I threw out all my thongs years ago, along with the handcuffs, the whip, stilettos, and other instruments of torture.

[Stormynights]

Yes, wear the Hannibal Lechter style chinstrap with the Poise pad and the thong on your head as a chinstrap! There!

Could you post a picture with that set up for me please? I am having a hard time picturing it.

Sure - just send me a Poise pad and Black Spinner can send me a thong. I threw out all my thongs years ago, along with the handcuffs, the whip, stilettos, and other instruments of torture.

PM me your address.

[SleepingUgly]

Yes, wear the Hannibal Lechter style chinstrap with the Poise pad and the thong on your head as a chinstrap! There!

Could you post a picture with that set up for me please? I am having a hard time picturing it.

Sure - just send me a Poise pad and Black Spinner can send me a thong. I threw out all my thongs years ago, along with the handcuffs, the whip, stilettos, and other instruments of torture.

PM me your address.

You are not going to send me a used one, are you? Also please send Mane and Tail conditioner. I'm having trouble finding it at the store!

[SleepingUgly]

I think a used poise pad in a thong could be used as a sling shot, in case an intruder comes into the house at night.

Wow, someone should seriously hire us to be the brains beyond some new inventions in sleep apnea and other ancillary fields.

[Stormynights]

SU if there is a Sally Beauty Supply store near you they carry it. You can also try a farm supply store. I would never send a used Poise. That would be gross. That is an excellant Idea for the used poise I really hate to waste thing that can be repurposed.

[ems]

I'VE GOT IT! How about copying and pasting this entire thread, "over there"? It might stay up for a few minutes anyway.

[2 B Sleeping Soundly]

John, checks out another thread to clear his mind from the "Pimp My Mask' experience... Lets see what is going on with the 'I Have Been Banned From The ASSA Board' thread - . Deep down he realizes something odd is going on, but just so he doesn't have dreams of panties, thongs, and Poise pads, he backs away from the screen, closes down the browser and turns off the computer. Hopefully he muses, a few games of Angry Birds will make peaceful sleep possible and recent threads a distant memory...