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You need to find the picture someone posted from an online seller showing the lady wearing the nasal mask upside down.

archangle wrote:You need to find the picture someone posted from an online seller showing the lady wearing the nasal mask upside down.

Sounds intriguing. Anyone know where it is?

roc@different_puter wrote:

archangle wrote:You need to find the picture someone posted from an online seller showing the lady wearing the nasal mask upside down.

Sounds intriguing. Anyone know where it is?

So to offset the dorky image, we're going for dumb?!

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SleepingUgly wrote:So to offset the dorky image, we're going for dumb?

Sounds crazy, but . . .

it might just work.

Pathetic dorks evoke pity.

Empowered dorks can wink at life, put the mask on upside down, and own it.

Kinda like Andy Kaufman's Elvis Presley act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHKUcXNq_xk

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For me, that is the raison d'être of this board.

To empower us.

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Just a thought, mulling over an older post: Carpe Noctum.

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(IMAGINE AN INCREDIBLE, TRAFFIC-STOPPING, SEXY YET WITTY COVER PHOTO)

Seize the Night.

The Ultimate Guide to Sleep Disordered Breathing

by the members of CPAPtalk

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What do ya think, sweet sue?

Done right, no holds barred, no expense spared, no prisoners taken. With luscious, glamorous pictures.

IF such a book somehow magically existed . . . would you want to give it a quick glance?

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Of course, if the book was remotely good, there would be the possibility of spin-offs


Carpe Noctum!

Seize the Night


T-shirts. Calenders.

What else could we put that logo on?

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Starlette wrote:if the photos showed class and sophistication, you get my vote.

Hi Starlette!

Well, thank you!

I think that my classy and sophisticated taste pretty much speaks for itself.

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Don't you?

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gvz wrote:Go on over to customink.

Here is a crude one. Someone could do better.

Very Cool!

I love the language change, and the brevity, what a great idea.

Damn.

Distributed Intelligence, always amazin'

Well, I think it's a great idea. We can even have some fun shots, like one of the frankenstein mask mash-ups for Halloween and someone correctly masked up after a long night of partying for January (New Year's Eve festivities).

Hi TalonNYC

TalonNYC wrote:We can even have some fun shots, like one of the frankenstein mask mash-ups for Halloween and someone correctly masked up after a long night of partying for January (New Year's Eve festivities).

In a million years, I would never have dreamed up that one.

Thank you.



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Just had a bizarre idea. Maybe it'll become popular at college fraternities (or even senior centers):

Using CPAP equipment to drink beer, or smoke weed.

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rocklin wrote:.
Kinda like Andy Kaufman's Elvis Presley act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHKUcXNq_xk

Another look at Kaufman's brilliant Elvis act, seeing how it has matured.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAL5RFPXnIE

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roc@different_puter wrote:
In a million years, I would never have dreamed up that one.

Thank you.

Glad to be of service!

Just had a bizarre idea. Maybe it'll become popular at college fraternities (or even senior centers):

Using CPAP equipment to drink beer, or smoke weed.

Sound like some of Mike Moran's musings LOL

TalonNYC wrote:Sound like some of Mike Moran's musings

Never heard of him.

Is this the guy:

http://www.mikemoran.com/

If it is, it's another helpful link, man you're on a hot streak.

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OK, time to go to bed.

But, before I do, indulge me one more zombie pic.

Just heard that my cute, red-haired 18 year-old niece is a hard-core fan of the TV series Walking Dead, and it has me stoked.

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G'night, nurse.

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roc@different_puter wrote:Just heard that my cute, red-haired 18 year-old niece is a hard-core fan of the TV series Walking Dead, and it has me stoked.

I guess she and I have two things in common!

SleepingUgly wrote:So to offset the dorky image, we're going for dumb?!

....or dangerous.

Is that you, Carbonman?!

SleepingUgly wrote:s that you, Carbonman?!

SU, I wouldn't ask ask a question like that when you don't know the answer!

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Illegal tweakers of CPAP machines undermine the very fabric of our patriarchal society.

They must be arrested by Pre-Crime, and instantly haloed.

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Hmmm, My, what big green eyes you have . . .


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