Thanks, Mac.McSnoresalot wrote:. . . the kind of answer I wish I could pop off everytime a question catches me off guard . . .
But I have a sneaking suspicion that your lines, in the spur of the moment, in real life, would be perfect.
Thanks, Mac.McSnoresalot wrote:. . . the kind of answer I wish I could pop off everytime a question catches me off guard . . .
jnk wrote:pitrow wrote: . . . A: I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.
That outta get 'em thinking!
or, if Letterman were to make a top-ten list of possible answers . . .
A: "That depends. Does my parole officer need the court's permission to see my medical records?"
A: "No, not since that time that I . . . oh, never mind."
A: "I'm not sure; I seem to keep losing things, these days."
A: "No, I traded it in for a working light-sabre after my Jedi training."
A: "I think my kid took it to school for show-and-tell today."
A: "Not yet. I've been waiting for Wal-Mart to put the one I want on sale."
A: "Yep. Two for my Wii. Nail gun. Solder gun. Caulk gun. Should I go on?"
A: "The voices in my head won't let me have one."
A: "Do you mean store-bought or homemade?"
A: "Yes, but I only use it to light cigars."
I like the way you analyze jnk.jnk wrote:For the record, if it was a trick question from the government, the question would not be, "Is there a gun in the home?" The question would be, "Where in the home do you keep the guns." That is law-enforcement 101.
and it made me wonder how many of you carried your concealed handgun to your sleep study?chunkyfrog wrote:During both of my sleep studies, my cell was on the nightstand right next to my glasses and hearing aid.
If I have to have another study, it will be there, too.
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Um, that ban ended years ago. You are free to but 10+ round mags to your heart's content.roster wrote:Just this afternoon I caught myself screaming at the TV because a character dropped a pre-ban 14-round clip from his Glock and left it there.
Yep, buy all you want now. The reliability of a glock is extraordinary.John M. Browning wrote:Um, that ban ended years ago. You are free to but 10+ round mags to your heart's content.roster wrote:Just this afternoon I caught myself screaming at the TV because a character dropped a pre-ban 14-round clip from his Glock and left it there.
ROFLMAOBlackSpinner wrote:Do they also want to know about the vibrators, hand cuffs and whips?
Not sure I could ever get the hang of fishing with one, though.kempo wrote: The reliability of a glock is extraordinary.
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Goofproof wrote:The whole idea is formed around, the Gov wants to find out where all guns are. They need that info so they can take control of the population. The last thing a corrupt gov wants is the population to have a means to rebel against a corrupt Gov.
Here is a little know factoid: If you have a carry permit and visit a V.A. location, guns are not allowed. If you secure your gun in your vehicle on their property, the gun can be taken, and you will be charged in court. You also sometimes are ask questions leading to your state of mind, if you answer the wrong way, you can be turned into Homeland Security, and will have your carry permit voided.
Many may say that's fine, it's to protect the public. Not so, it's to make the public easier to control. Jim
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Do you think the government's plan for gun control is to have physicians tell their patients to put a lock on their weapons so their kids won't kill themselves?The Texan wrote:BINGO.....we have a winner. The state of Florida has a law under consideration to PROHIBIT doctors from asking that question.
Nice job taking Texan's comment from the context it was intended, and inserting it into a ridiculous scenario. My concer, along with many others' is the recent Statist takeover of the U.S, medical system in conjunction with last few decades worth of failed 2nd Amendment attacks. The recent Supreme Court ruling has effectively killed overt attempts on gun control, so we are concerned, with good cause, about a back door approach on our 2nd Amendment right through denial of coverage by a bureaucratically administered medical system.NotMuffy wrote:Do you think the government's plan for gun control is to have physicians tell their patients to put a lock on their weapons so their kids won't kill themselves?The Texan wrote:BINGO.....we have a winner. The state of Florida has a law under consideration to PROHIBIT doctors from asking that question.
Just how many drug dealers with Street Sweepers do you think get an "Annual Physical"?
No wait! I got it!
When the LA gang members come into the ED with about a dozen GSWs, part of the history and physical will include "Do you practice firearm safety?"