Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Jaylee wrote: boob flashing.

woo hoo!!!

Ya'll gonna make me start sitting on the floor and type cause it doesn't hurt like falling out of the chair does!

Jaylee wrote:

Goofy wrote:Ok tomjax, if you will look at the post again you will see that I was laughing at amigo's post so quit trying to be mean.

I had no idea you were trying to flirt with me. And how does he know that I am not inflatable?

Ok, I am trying to flirt with you , too...albeit behind the scenes. I want in on the boob flash, too !

Is Goofy female? That's what her (his?) profile says.

Everyone *but Uggy* wants flashed?

I am pretty sure Goofy is a girl. She doesn't want flashed either.

I definitely do NOT want to be flashed (by either gender, so not to be taken personally). I am still recovering from my physical therapist asking me today if my hip hurts when I have sex, and if it does, I should try various other positions, a couple of which he enumerated. It is a little awkward to have a man ask you these questions as he's man-handling your body. I am not sure if I responded appropriately, but perhaps, "My husband is going to love THIS homework assignment" was not the right thing to say.

Oh my! That question would make me blush as well.

I like men with hairy chest! They can flash me anytime!

scrapper wrote:

OceanGoingGal wrote:Thanks Jaylee for the compliment. I was happy that night. We were at Tony Romas in Orlando. My cruise related forum members were having a dinner together. Had a great evening together and met members from New Zealand. Two came in from Holland and others from various parts of the US. That was in December 2010.

Laura

YOU'RE BACK, YOU'RE BACK.........GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE AGAIN!

It was the "Pervert Only" title that got you, wasn't it?

Oh yes I am back and happy to be. I was never really gone as I did drop in and post just to let you all know I was still living. Truth be told the word pervert did grab my attention and I qualify. All kinds of fun stuff going on here with flirting and even "boob flashing" Hmmm at my age and gravity being what it is........Better not go there!
So here I am ready to have some fun.

Laura

Goofy wrote:I like men with hairy chest! They can flash me anytime!

Hey! I resemble that remark! Only think Sean Connery in Dr. No, not Robin Williams!

I think Dr. Cloudy would be first in line for the boob flashing.

Jaylee wrote:I would only swing that way for Femmy, who has yet to invite me to Ohio for an evening of drunkeness and boob flashing.

HAHA!

SleepingUgly wrote:I definitely do NOT want to be flashed (by either gender, so not to be taken personally). I am still recovering from my physical therapist asking me today if my hip hurts when I have sex, and if it does, I should try various other positions, a couple of which he enumerated. It is a little awkward to have a man ask you these questions as he's man-handling your body. I am not sure if I responded appropriately, but perhaps, "My husband is going to love THIS homework assignment" was not the right thing to say.

wow!

fatfeminist wrote:

SleepingUgly wrote:I definitely do NOT want to be flashed (by either gender, so not to be taken personally). I am still recovering from my physical therapist asking me today if my hip hurts when I have sex, and if it does, I should try various other positions, a couple of which he enumerated. It is a little awkward to have a man ask you these questions as he's man-handling your body. I am not sure if I responded appropriately, but perhaps, "My husband is going to love THIS homework assignment" was not the right thing to say.

wow!

SU I do hope your hip is feeling better soon. I for one think your response was perfect. I sit here alone, (So what else is new?) reading this post and saw that, I really did "laugh out loud" and nearly choked on my coffee. My cat raised her head at the noise and gave me that annoyed look that cats do so well. I must admit I would have been very uncomfortable if put in the same circumstances.

Laura

The thing about Dr.'s is they think they are the only ones who can deliver shocking statements because they count on us feeling uncomfortable and we won't say anything!

I however, have no problem giving back a flip or sarcastic comment and that usually shuts them up!