Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!

Goofy wrote:I am also single and I don't deal with OPP (Other People's Property) so the guy with the extra Cpap better be single!

The single ladies officially outnumber the single men in this thread!

Jaylee wrote:Now that I think about it, he had the biggest hose I have ever seen.

You mean like this:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/83/24330 ... a2.jpg?v=0

(my humble contribution to the perverts only thread)

-SWS wrote:

Jaylee wrote:Now that I think about it, he had the biggest hose I have ever seen.

You mean like this:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/83/24330 ... a2.jpg?v=0

(my humble contribution to the perverts only thread)

Sorry Dr. Cloudy, I guess someone out there does have a bigger hose than you. Yours is the only one I sleep with, though.

What a romantic gift. I hope Cloudy's wife doesn't find out.

SleepingUgly wrote:What a romantic gift. I hope Cloudy's wife doesn't find out.

She was probably just happy it was finally out of their closet.

Jaylee wrote:

SleepingUgly wrote:What a romantic gift. I hope Cloudy's wife doesn't find out.

She was probably just happy it was finally out of their closet.

Is it really longer than a regular hose? Personally I think the perfect length hose is the regular 6' + the amount they add to the Swift LT for Her. Why can't they just add that much to all hoses? It's like they on purpose make the hose too short because they know that there's a reasonable chance that someone, while futility trying to use CPAP yet another night, will consider an alternative use for it.

Well, I've procrastinated going to bed long enough. Time to embrace the CPAP. Looking forward to 17 minutes of uninterrupted sleep.

SleepingUgly wrote:

Jaylee wrote:

SleepingUgly wrote:What a romantic gift. I hope Cloudy's wife doesn't find out.

She was probably just happy it was finally out of their closet.

Is it really longer than a regular hose? Personally I think the perfect length hose is the regular 6' + the amount they add to the Swift LT for Her. Why can't they just add that much to all hoses? It's like they on purpose make the hose too short because they know that there's a reasonable chance that someone, while futility trying to use CPAP yet another night, will consider an alternative use for it.

Well, I've procrastinated going to bed long enough. Time to embrace the CPAP. Looking forward to 17 minutes of uninterrupted sleep.

Oh noes, only 17 minutes?? That is crazy talk, right there!

Yes, his hose really is longer than my regular hoses. His is an 8 foot hose, and I have to say that I love it, and am happy that he found it in the back of the closet and mailed it to me.

Jaylee wrote:We scared the boys away again. This always happens on the pervert threads!

Hmmm, probably that old..."guilty by association" thingy.

We're all probably lurking here, and enjoying the licentious narrative, but, married or not, afraid to stick our necks out (or any other appendage).

Amigo....LOL

OK Goofy.
Leave Jaylee alone.
She is not your type.
She is not inflatable

Laura is still here. I drop in and post from time to time. I loved the "Love In The Forum" thread but it died a slow painful death when everyone droppd out. I still have not found love not in the forum or anywhere else for that matter. I might even lower my standards and accept a pervert. Always room for diversity. I did have someone in a dating site approach me and tell me he wanted a relationship with a woman who wanted to be "the boss" I told him I thought that was Springsteens job and blocked that guy.
Life goes on and I am feeling much better these days. Very busy with my non retirement. As you know I retired but was offered a job as a travel agent. I am still working on call with my developmentally disabled people too. I still think a Singles cruise for C-Pap users would be fun. I just had to let you know I am still alive and well and taking care of business......everyones.

Laura

Hey Laura

Hey Jaylee, Long time no see!! How's it going girl?

Laura

Some of us are still here! Had to go to work so can't stay online.....

jmcanzo wrote:Some of us are still here! Had to go to work so can't stay online.....

Oh work is no fun, we are way more interesting than work! Did you say what kind of work you do?

Laura- I have missed you! You look happy in your new avatar.