CompSA, Hypoventilation, PLMs, Bradycardia and Hypotension?

jnk wrote:

Rebecca R wrote:

-SWS wrote:
P.S. Damned good thing an American politician invented the Internet... so that we can treat our medical problems using advice from strangers! Did I ever mention the best psyche eval I ever got was on the Internet? Internet=very good.

I've heard you can get a really good education on the internet too, but I can't find the URL to print off my degree.

Maybe this will help:

Oh thank you! But you forgot to sign it Chancellor JNK. 47 posts to go...

Rebecca R wrote: 47 posts to go...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L_u37Ua2zs
...You take one down, pass it around... 46 bottles of beer on the wall. Uh....er.... I meant posts.

jnk wrote: Hey, we're at number 5 now!!!!

Don't expect me to pop in with shallow posts just to bump this thread's rankings...

My thoughts exactly... Hey! Great minds think alike!

Rebecca R wrote:Did you name your asteroid Dillon?

M.O.A.D. I'll bet---meaning Mother Of All Dillons.

jnk wrote: Hey, we're at number 5 now!!!!

Don't expect me to pop in with shallow posts just to bump this thread's rankings...

Right....!!??!! I already said that... So why keep bringing it up?

Sheesh! ...What a nut case!

Bump?


I think not.... Just acknowledgment that this post is NOT a bump... Anti-bump, in fact...

Don't expect me to pop in with shallow posts just to bump this thread's rankings...

Give it a break already! Sheesh!



(and now back to our regularly scheduled program...)

-SWS wrote:

Rebecca R wrote: 47 posts to go...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L_u37Ua2zs
...You take one down, pass it around... 46 bottles of beer on the wall. Uh....er.... I meant posts.

jnk wrote: Hey, we're at number 5 now!!!!

Don't expect me to pop in with shallow posts just to bump this thread's rankings...

My thoughts exactly... Hey! Great minds think alike!

Stable...Yup...

Rebecca R wrote: Stable...Yup...

One more printout to neatly fold up and carry around in my back pocket, thank you!

Let the black helicopters land I say!

-SWS wrote:

Rebecca R wrote: Stable...Yup...

One more printout to neatly fold up and carry around in my back pocket, thank you!

While you're at it, just print out one of your responses to yourself. Or perhaps JNK can find a prescription pad on the internet to write a note on. You can borrow my shiny new degree if anyone asks or gives you trouble.

Oh and now my typo has come to pass: this thread is a serious threat to the soon to be previous MOAT.

Rebecca R wrote:Or perhaps JNK can find a prescription pad on the internet to write a note on.

Oooooh.... that's a good idea!

Chancellor JNK, may I PLEASE have a fancy new prescription? Thank you in advance!

P.S. Make it a REALLY good one!

-SWS wrote:

Rebecca R wrote:Or perhaps JNK can find a prescription pad on the internet to write a note on.

Oooooh.... that's a good idea!

Chancellor JNK, may I PLEASE have a fancy new prescription? Thank you in advance!

P.S. Make it a REALLY good one!

Best I can do on short notice:



The really cool thing is that at this point, we're only 87,456 views away from being the number one thread in terms of individual views too!

fjef

Three words, Chancellor JNK: THANK YOU!

jnk wrote:

Of those, for -SWS I recommend: A good cry, a hug, and a massage.

jnk wrote:

-SWS wrote:

Rebecca R wrote:Or perhaps JNK can find a prescription pad on the internet to write a note on.

Oooooh.... that's a good idea!

Chancellor JNK, may I PLEASE have a fancy new prescription? Thank you in advance!

P.S. Make it a REALLY good one!

Best I can do on short notice:

I would be frightened to even imagine what you could do with longer notice. Do you write CPAP Rxs too?

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The really cool thing is that at this point, we're only 87,456 views away from being the number one thread in terms of individual views too!

fjef

That's a lot, right? Don't let -SWS do the counting:

-SWS wrote:Three words, Chancellor JNK: THANK YOU!

SleepingUgly wrote: Of those, for -SWS I recommend: A good cry, a hug, and a massage.

Sorry SU, I vote for Shopping. You can talk to yourself while shopping, and nobody bats an eye.

Rebecca R wrote:

SleepingUgly wrote: Of those, for -SWS I recommend: A good cry, a hug, and a massage.

Sorry SU, I vote for Shopping. You can talk to yourself while shopping, and nobody bats an eye.

He shops without doctors' orders, like when he bought a rain barrel or whatever that thing was.

jnk wrote:

-SWS wrote:

Rebecca R wrote:

Chancellor JNK, may I PLEASE have a fancy new prescription? Thank you in advance!

P.S. Make it a REALLY good one!

Best I can do on short notice:

Humph, that is IT? No vicodin, no medical marijuana, no Cialis? What kind of Internet doctor are you??

-SWS, I heard that you can get K2 without a prescription, and that smoking it can cause a condition that is impossible to distnguish from schizophrenia! **That** ought to confuse those black helicopter guys! Paperwork doesn't match the condition .... sane ... stable ... talkng muffins ....

I think taking meth for prolonged periods is also known to cause a more pure, non-schzophrenic psychosis if that is something that you would prefer. Of course, the useless "doc" isn't offering up any of that stuff either ... though I heard that the muffin runs a lab?

Michael