Granny's Funny Bone

When you've got your therapy dialed in ~~~


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0hyYWKXF0Q

Ha!

That works better with "Duke's" mayonnaise.

-JD

Change facebook group to cpap forum.

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?

• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.

• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.

• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

• 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)

• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

• 12 to post F.

• 8 to ask what F means.

• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.

• 3 to say "can't share"

• 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"

• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.

• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.

• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

• 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

babydinosnoreless wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:09 pm

16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.

That's how you can easily identify the low IQ members.

PaleRider is getting his studying behind him.

ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 07, 2019 3:18 pm

PaleRider is getting his studying behind him.

pale rider studying something.jpg

Always be learning!

Looks like he's been reading so much, he has books coming out his a**.

Okie bipap wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:21 pm

Looks like he's been reading so much, he has books coming out his a**.

And I thought that pain was just because I needed more fiber in my diet.

Okie bipap wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:21 pm

Looks like he's been reading so much, he has books coming out his a**.

Quiz: Which one is not free?

ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:22 pm

Quiz: Which one is not free? Tricky.

Quiz.JPG

Family is.(free)

Sleep is.(free)

Love is.(free)

Laughter is.(free)

The rest are.(free)


Although everything is.

JPB