The earliest known humor appears to have been found in 2008, and dates back to around 1900 BC. A Sumerian tablet bears a crude inscription. Not only in terms of the ancient chiseling but also the words contained therein:
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial – a young woman did not fart on her husband’s lap.”
Granny's Funny Bone
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ChicagoGranny
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Re: Granny's Funny Bone
What????ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:08 amThe earliest known humor appears to have been found in 2008, and dates back to around 1900 BC. A Sumerian tablet bears a crude inscription. Not only in terms of the ancient chiseling but also the words contained therein:
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial – a young woman did not fart on her husband’s lap.”
Where do come up with these golden oldies?
One where you don't have to say "stop me if you have heard this one before".
JPB
Ringmistress ???
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Re: Granny's Funny Bone
There has never been a marital bed unsullied by reminders of meals past.
"What the hell did you eat?"
"What the hell did you eat?"
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Re: Granny's Funny Bone
chunkyfrog wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:24 amThere has never been a marital bed unsullied by reminders of meals past.
"What the hell did you eat?"
You ladies are the best.
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Re: Granny's Funny Bone
She's just remembering past times... Granny is immortal.jimbud wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:18 amWhat????ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:08 amThe earliest known humor appears to have been found in 2008, and dates back to around 1900 BC. A Sumerian tablet bears a crude inscription. Not only in terms of the ancient chiseling but also the words contained therein:
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial – a young woman did not fart on her husband’s lap.”
Where do come up with these golden oldies?
Ringmistress ???
Get OSCAR
Accounts to put on the foe list: dataq1, clownbell, gearchange, lynninnj, mper!?, DreamDiver, Geer1, almostadoctor, sleepgeek, ajack, stom, mogy, D.H., They often post misleading, timewasting stuff.
Accounts to put on the foe list: dataq1, clownbell, gearchange, lynninnj, mper!?, DreamDiver, Geer1, almostadoctor, sleepgeek, ajack, stom, mogy, D.H., They often post misleading, timewasting stuff.
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I get a kick out of this guy - https://www.facebook.com/jameal.conner/ ... 921177623/
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Re: Granny's Funny Bone
An event just as I'm taking my mask off?
Really?
I'll let you decide what FU stands for.
Really?
I'll let you decide what FU stands for.
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Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Where is the CPAP line?
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Ummm, cpap would be a sleepstyle change.
We need another window.
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Re: Granny's Funny Bone
He tightened his nasal mask so hard, his mustache switched lips overnight.
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Yep, he's a papper, alright.ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:11 pmHe tightened his nasal mask so hard, his mustache switched lips overnight.
. . .
Facial hair CAN be compatible with the face-sucker--but adjustments may be needed.
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Re: Granny's Funny Bone
That man has SOUL, shor'nuff!ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:11 pmHe tightened his nasal mask so hard, his mustache switched lips overnight.
JPB
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