I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]

palerider · Post by **palerider** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:53 pm

ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:51 pm

palerider wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:18 pm
It wasn't worth distinguishing.
Zonker sees what you did there.

*Innocent look*

zonker · Post by **zonker** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:02 pm

ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:51 pm

palerider wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:18 pm
It wasn't worth distinguishing.
Zonker sees what you did there.

thepoint.gif

nope! i'm as clueless as usual.

Dog Slobber · Post by **Dog Slobber** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:05 pm

zonker wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:02 pm

ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:51 pm

palerider wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:18 pm
It wasn't worth distinguishing.
Zonker sees what you did there.

thepoint.gif

nope! i'm as clueless as usual.

Do a search on the phrase "It wasn't worth distinguishing", make note of who said it and what the context was.

zonker · Post by **zonker** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:07 pm

Dog Slobber wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:05 pm

zonker wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:02 pm

ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:51 pm

palerider wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:18 pm
It wasn't worth distinguishing.
Zonker sees what you did there.

thepoint.gif

nope! i'm as clueless as usual.
Do a search on the phrase "It wasn't worth distinguishing", make note of who said it and what the context was.

frankly, not that bothered.

edit: i have now seen it, but out of sequence.

Goofproof · Post by **Goofproof** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:35 pm

Dog Slobber wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:03 am

metallikat36 wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:54 pm
The scientist in me had a funny idea to combat aerophagia. Attach a syringe to the end of an enema tube and stick it you-know-where.
Next time, instead of using a syringe, suck on the enema hose. That way, you'll be just like your post, full of crap.

Don't Inhale, you will end up like the man who tried to do CPR on a drowned man in the ocean. A passer-by added some help by suggesting the drowned man first needed to be pulled onto the beach. The guy doing the CPR was only making the ocean level drop. Jim

chunkyfrog · Post by **chunkyfrog** » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:40 pm

DUMB, CRAZY, and DANGEROUS!
considering all that, maybe not so funny.

ChicagoGranny · Post by **ChicagoGranny** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 8:14 am

Goofproof wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:35 pm
Don't Inhale

He didn't inhale, and he did not have sex with that woman.

And, she's glad about that.

kteague · Post by **kteague** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:42 am

Don't know what it says about me that I have found this thread entertaining.

On an oh-so-unflattering note, I used to have horrible belly bloating with all my digestive issues. Worked in a hospital emergency department on night shift and the nurse was always threatening to take me in the back room and insert a rectal tube so I could get some relief. I don't see inserting the enema tube of any more danger than that which normally exists when preparing for an enema. Don't see the need for suction though. If the hose opening hits a pocket of air it will release with no provocation. If you suction where there is no air pocket, I'd think one might find the tubing soon clogged.

palerider · Post by **palerider** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:32 pm

kteague wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:42 am
Don't see the need for suction though. If the hose opening hits a pocket of air it will release with no provocation. If you suction where there is no air pocket, I'd think one might find the tubing soon clogged.

Ya know, that was exactly my point earlier...

The syringe idea was just... ill thought out.

Steve of Cornubia · Post by **Steve of Cornubia** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:25 pm

Clearly, this forum is the place to get all the help you need. You just have to arsek.

Steve of Cornubia · Post by **Steve of Cornubia** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:28 pm

As for all the unsolicited puns, I think we really shouldn't scrape this particular barrel any further, because we've already reached the bottom.

Seriusly though, it has to stop, for the sake of our souls.

I'll be here all week, folks.

Goofproof · Post by **Goofproof** » Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:44 pm

Steve of Cornubia wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:28 pm
As for all the unsolicited puns, I think we really shouldn't scrape this particular barrel any further, because we've already reached the bottom.

Seriusly though, it has to stop, for the sake of our souls.

I'll be here all week, folks.

I thought the bottom was the END of the problem. But I see it was the thinking from the TOP that was full of stinky air. Jim

babydinosnoreless · Post by **babydinosnoreless** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:14 am

Goofproof wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:44 pm

Steve of Cornubia wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 16, 2019 11:28 pm
As for all the unsolicited puns, I think we really shouldn't scrape this particular barrel any further, because we've already reached the bottom.

Seriusly though, it has to stop, for the sake of our souls.

I'll be here all week, folks.

I thought the bottom was the END of the problem. But I see it was the thinking from the TOP that was full of stinky air. Jim

How CHEEKY of you to say. I really think its time to put this thread BEHIND us.

Dog Slobber · Post by **Dog Slobber** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 6:10 am

Cynmatthes wrote: ↑
Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:14 am

How CHEEKY of you to say. I really think its time to put this thread BEHIND us.

Yeah, suck it up.

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