I suctioned air out my bum. [update: don't do it]

[palerider]

It wasn't worth distinguishing.

Zonker sees what you did there.

*Innocent look*

[zonker]

It wasn't worth distinguishing.

Zonker sees what you did there.

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nope! i'm as clueless as usual.

[Dog Slobber]

It wasn't worth distinguishing.

Zonker sees what you did there.

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nope! i'm as clueless as usual.

Do a search on the phrase "It wasn't worth distinguishing", make note of who said it and what the context was.

[zonker]

It wasn't worth distinguishing.

Zonker sees what you did there.

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nope! i'm as clueless as usual.

Do a search on the phrase "It wasn't worth distinguishing", make note of who said it and what the context was.

frankly, not that bothered.

edit: i have now seen it, but out of sequence.

[Goofproof]

The scientist in me had a funny idea to combat aerophagia. Attach a syringe to the end of an enema tube and stick it you-know-where.

Next time, instead of using a syringe, suck on the enema hose. That way, you'll be just like your post, full of crap.

Don't Inhale, you will end up like the man who tried to do CPR on a drowned man in the ocean. A passer-by added some help by suggesting the drowned man first needed to be pulled onto the beach. The guy doing the CPR was only making the ocean level drop. Jim

[chunkyfrog]

DUMB, CRAZY, and DANGEROUS!
considering all that, maybe not so funny.

[ChicagoGranny]

Don't Inhale

He didn't inhale, and he did not have sex with that woman.

And, she's glad about that.

[kteague]

Don't know what it says about me that I have found this thread entertaining.

On an oh-so-unflattering note, I used to have horrible belly bloating with all my digestive issues. Worked in a hospital emergency department on night shift and the nurse was always threatening to take me in the back room and insert a rectal tube so I could get some relief. I don't see inserting the enema tube of any more danger than that which normally exists when preparing for an enema. Don't see the need for suction though. If the hose opening hits a pocket of air it will release with no provocation. If you suction where there is no air pocket, I'd think one might find the tubing soon clogged.

[palerider]

Don't see the need for suction though. If the hose opening hits a pocket of air it will release with no provocation. If you suction where there is no air pocket, I'd think one might find the tubing soon clogged.

Ya know, that was exactly my point earlier...

The syringe idea was just... ill thought out.

[Steve of Cornubia]

Clearly, this forum is the place to get all the help you need. You just have to arsek.

[Steve of Cornubia]

As for all the unsolicited puns, I think we really shouldn't scrape this particular barrel any further, because we've already reached the bottom.

Seriusly though, it has to stop, for the sake of our souls.

I'll be here all week, folks.

[Goofproof]

As for all the unsolicited puns, I think we really shouldn't scrape this particular barrel any further, because we've already reached the bottom.

Seriusly though, it has to stop, for the sake of our souls.

I'll be here all week, folks.

I thought the bottom was the END of the problem. But I see it was the thinking from the TOP that was full of stinky air. Jim

[babydinosnoreless]

As for all the unsolicited puns, I think we really shouldn't scrape this particular barrel any further, because we've already reached the bottom.

Seriusly though, it has to stop, for the sake of our souls.

I'll be here all week, folks.

I thought the bottom was the END of the problem. But I see it was the thinking from the TOP that was full of stinky air. Jim

How CHEEKY of you to say. I really think its time to put this thread BEHIND us.

[Dog Slobber]

How CHEEKY of you to say. I really think its time to put this thread BEHIND us.

Yeah, suck it up.