BREAKING NEWS ON LOCAL DME REPS BEING MYSTERIOUSLY ATTACKED!

Offerocker · Post by **Offerocker** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:53 pm

BREAKING NEWS! Locally, it has been reported that several DME reps have been found in various embarrasing circumstances. One was forced to wear the most uncomfortable mask they had, which was strapped on extremely tight! The hose was hooked up to the exhaust of a '57 Chevy, and her hands were tied. Later we learned through reliable sources that her favorite quote was "My hands are tied".

Another was found dangling from the restroom door by a plastic hose; luckily, there was no permanent damage done, except to the victim's pride. We later discovered from reliable sources that this person Had NO pride, and was known to "Let people dangling" herself!

The third discovered was the rep who was strapped to her desk for hours, found this morning by the cleaning crew. It seems that this person is "Always OUT" to people seeking her services.

...More later on these recent outbreaks...

Stay tuned.....

Sleepy Dog Lover · Post by **Sleepy Dog Lover** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:55 pm

You are too funny!!

Gidgie · Post by **Gidgie** » Wed May 17, 2006 10:01 pm

Just loved it! My friend, I see you too have a very fertile imagination!

Offerocker · Post by **Offerocker** » Wed May 17, 2006 10:05 pm

Another reported incident just recently!

Another DME rep was found on the floor of the showroom this morning, motionless and apparently run over by something. The cleaning crew had no clues either. They said that they 'just worked around her' because they were afraid of breaking something. She was flatter than a pancake, one observer said! Investogators on the scene are still baffled by this latest event. There have been numerous messages left on her voice mail, unanswered. After calling these people, it was learned that she had a bad habit of ...walking all over people, and giving them no more respect than a doormat. Puzzling.

RedThunder94 · Post by **RedThunder94** » Wed May 17, 2006 10:39 pm

lol, wow, must be some bad dme people out there,

Offerocker · Post by **Offerocker** » Wed May 17, 2006 11:00 pm

Hey, I've got enough bad taste in my mouth from today's experience to really fed the grist mill. And this is all about the same person! Hmmmm I wonder what may befall her next? hmmmmmmm rest assured, she WILL get hers, one way or another. ohhhhhhh, I'm getting more ideas! I'd better not go to bed!

Banshee · Post by **Banshee** » Wed May 17, 2006 11:01 pm

That is so hilarious!!! ROFL!!

I think offerocker is sniffin to much air and has inflated the brain tissue alittle too tight!!!

MORE MORE!!!!!

Gidgie · Post by **Gidgie** » Wed May 17, 2006 11:04 pm

It's called expanding our minds.......!

Banshee · Post by **Banshee** » Wed May 17, 2006 11:16 pm

I like it!! Boy, offerocker's therapy must be really working well. It takes alot of brain power for that kinda jokin

Offerocker · Post by **Offerocker** » Wed May 17, 2006 11:22 pm

Banshee:

I think offerocker is sniffin to much air and has inflated the brain tissue alittle too tight!!!

Naw, that's just me being ME...offerocker,.... they used to say, as I was leaving to go the other day. (I had been told I was of superior intelligence (from a reliable source)), so mebe they jest were commenting on my bein' out & about, and finally getting my rear out of my ol' rockin' chair? But ya know, ya gotta be pretty smart to be so dumb! Being off one's rocker is a matter of perspective. I'm a little left of center, and find it quite comfortabe. Besides, the view is different from here.

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Thu May 18, 2006 1:21 am

ROTFL!

engine 88 · Post by **engine 88** » Thu May 18, 2006 4:59 am

That is great humor keep up the good work

ozij · Post by **ozij** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:08 am

O.

sleepyred · Post by **sleepyred** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:44 am

That is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was told by my dme that they do not sell "just the mask" for my activa!!!!

I'll have to get the entire headgear! I called the ins. company who are clueless!!!!! Thank goodness for cpcp.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feeling in between a rock and a hard place,
Sleepyred!!!!!!1

SLEEPYCD · Post by **SLEEPYCD** » Thu May 18, 2006 8:54 am

Offerocker,
Oh, too funny!!!!!! Isn't is nice to be able to vent to people who really understand what you are going through?????? You go girl!!!!!
Carolyn

Mask

Additional Comments: Aussie Heated hose for rain out/PapCap Headgear and chin strap

BREAKING NEWS ON LOCAL DME REPS BEING MYSTERIOUSLY ATTACKED!

BREAKING NEWS ON LOCAL DME REPS BEING MYSTERIOUSLY ATTACKED!

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