chunkyfrog wrote:It's like a blood sugar monitor that says,"not dead yet"
I think that this describes the situation perfectly here! (From Monty Python's The Meaning of Life)
Obstetrician 1: Get the EEG, the BP monitor, and the AVV.
Obstetrician 2: And get the machine that goes "PING!"
Obstetrician 1: And get the most expensive machine in case the Administrator comes.
Patient: What do I do?
Obstetrician: Nothing, dear, you're not qualified.
(After the doctors quickly drop the baby into an incubator, the mother looks up.)
Patient: Is it a boy or a girl?
Obstetrician: Now, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?
Hospital Administrator: Ah, I see you have the machine that goes "PING!" This is my favorite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to; that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account. (The doctors and onlookers applaud.) Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.