A new age of complance is upon us. What is the piece of headgear we all have fallen asleep with? Yes you guessed it, your glasses. While other masks tout their capability to wear your glasses with their masks, CPAP-Probe takes its to its logical conclusion. Why not a maks that is your glasses? Thus you have the VisonImp-Air.
This new interface incorporates the revolutionary "Leak More Technology". The industry has always shown its expertise of having nasal masks that leak into your eyes so we are capitalizing on that concept. Our VisionImp-Air delivers the air directly to your eyes relying up the mask leak to re-direct the air flow to your nose.
Brought to you by CPAP-Probe, the company that isn't afraid to ask the question "Why the hell not?"
CPAP-Probe introduces the New VisionImp-Air
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Re: CPAP-Probe introduces the New VisionImp-Air
My eyeballs got dry just THINKING about it!mikemoran wrote:The industry has always shown its expertise of having nasal masks that leak into your eyes so we are capitalizing on that concept. Our VisionImp-Air delivers the air directly to your eyes relying up the mask leak to re-direct the air flow to your nose.
We'll all walk around looking like this:
Mike has made several announcements about the exciting products we have been working on in the lab. We are also sensative to the fact that many of our Male CPAPers are a little intimidated by the introduction of so many products that have always been in our partners section of the cabinent in the bathroom into thier therapy.
What Mike is to shy to announce is that part of our on going efforts in the lab is to incorporate more "many" CPAP improvements we will shortly be announcing an entirely masculine mask and head gear combo. I hope he does not get too upset with the leakage of this news..
What Mike is to shy to announce is that part of our on going efforts in the lab is to incorporate more "many" CPAP improvements we will shortly be announcing an entirely masculine mask and head gear combo. I hope he does not get too upset with the leakage of this news..
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Well if she can stop scaring of the suckers uhmmm customers maybe she can get a cutneversleeps wrote:Oh my... it has finally happened just as Lori predicted back on Fri Sep 16, 2005 at 6:51 pm:
Sleepless on LI wrote:If you asked me to put a jock strap in its entirety on my head to keep the mask in place and it looked like I was wearing one, I could understand the point.
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That all depends who you ask, a man or a woman...Jere wrote:I hear that the SIZE of this product does not matter.
A N D I do expect a cut (thank you, neversleeps) as someone stole that idea from me!!! Glad neversleeps was keeping good records...for that, I will negotiate a percentage for her, too. Now you'll have to deal with us.
PS: And it won't be pretty...
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CPAP-Probe regrets Grabraham's pre-mature ... er announcement. This product will be kept from store shelves until we can determine legal ownership of Grabraham's equipment.
(Grab I told you if you showed them your jock the ladies would want a piece. But would you listen? Nooooo!!!)
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(Grab I told you if you showed them your jock the ladies would want a piece. But would you listen? Nooooo!!!)
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