CPAP-Probe introduces the New VisionImp-Air

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CPAP-Probe introduces the New VisionImp-Air

Post by mikemoran » Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:42 pm

A new age of complance is upon us. What is the piece of headgear we all have fallen asleep with? Yes you guessed it, your glasses. While other masks tout their capability to wear your glasses with their masks, CPAP-Probe takes its to its logical conclusion. Why not a maks that is your glasses? Thus you have the VisonImp-Air.

This new interface incorporates the revolutionary "Leak More Technology". The industry has always shown its expertise of having nasal masks that leak into your eyes so we are capitalizing on that concept. Our VisionImp-Air delivers the air directly to your eyes relying up the mask leak to re-direct the air flow to your nose.

Brought to you by CPAP-Probe, the company that isn't afraid to ask the question "Why the hell not?"


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Post by Guest » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:10 pm

mikemoran wrote:The industry has always shown its expertise of having nasal masks that leak into your eyes so we are capitalizing on that concept. Our VisionImp-Air delivers the air directly to your eyes relying up the mask leak to re-direct the air flow to your nose.
My eyeballs got dry just THINKING about it!

We'll all walk around looking like this:

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Post by Grabraham » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:41 pm

Mike has made several announcements about the exciting products we have been working on in the lab. We are also sensative to the fact that many of our Male CPAPers are a little intimidated by the introduction of so many products that have always been in our partners section of the cabinent in the bathroom into thier therapy.

What Mike is to shy to announce is that part of our on going efforts in the lab is to incorporate more "many" CPAP improvements we will shortly be announcing an entirely masculine mask and head gear combo. I hope he does not get too upset with the leakage of this news..


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Post by neversleeps » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:11 pm

Oh my... it has finally happened just as Lori predicted back on Fri Sep 16, 2005 at 6:51 pm:
Sleepless on LI wrote:If you asked me to put a jock strap in its entirety on my head to keep the mask in place and it looked like I was wearing one, I could understand the point.

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Post by Grabraham » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:12 pm

neversleeps wrote:Oh my... it has finally happened just as Lori predicted back on Fri Sep 16, 2005 at 6:51 pm:
Sleepless on LI wrote:If you asked me to put a jock strap in its entirety on my head to keep the mask in place and it looked like I was wearing one, I could understand the point.
Well if she can stop scaring of the suckers uhmmm customers maybe she can get a cut

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Post by rock and roll » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:33 pm

LOL, I love it!!!!!!

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Post by fnorette » Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:37 pm

Isn't it upside down ?

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Post by Jere » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:04 pm

I hear that the SIZE of this product does not matter.
"First rule of holes: when you are in one, stop digging"

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Post by mikemoran » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:41 pm

Oops Grabraham let that one out of the pants... er bag. It was going to part of our Spring-Up collection. Guess we might as well introduce the Bosom Buddies nasal pillows now. Available in B through DD nostril size.


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Post by Sleepless on LI » Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:51 pm

Jere wrote:I hear that the SIZE of this product does not matter.
That all depends who you ask, a man or a woman...

A N D I do expect a cut (thank you, neversleeps) as someone stole that idea from me!!! Glad neversleeps was keeping good records...for that, I will negotiate a percentage for her, too. Now you'll have to deal with us.

PS: And it won't be pretty...
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Post by Grabraham » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:34 pm

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The new DME corporation I have founded Dewy, Doublebillem and Fast INC. herby retain the legal services of Jere. Please refer all claims and complaints to him.



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Post by neversleeps » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:43 pm

My people will be contacting your people.

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Post by mikemoran » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:51 pm

CPAP-Probe regrets Grabraham's pre-mature ... er announcement. This product will be kept from store shelves until we can determine legal ownership of Grabraham's equipment.

(Grab I told you if you showed them your jock the ladies would want a piece. But would you listen? Nooooo!!!)

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Post by Grabraham » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:52 pm



This has never happened to me before, but I hear it happens to everyone sometimes...

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Post by tlc95066 » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:25 pm

Thats what they all say.... [/quote]
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- WOW -- What a Ride!"