I don't think it's in my nature to say the "daddy" thing.
it is kinda gross, and I like my bits where they are.
the wife would probably re-arrange things if I spouted such sillyness.
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Hmmm ... I guess that would make "let's get it on baby" even worseAnonymous wrote:BTW, on a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NOTE, I'm taking a poll here. Am I the only woman in the world who is completely squicked out by the phrase "Who'se your Daddy?" and hates to be called "little girl" and REFUSES to answer with the "Oh Poppy!" expected reply????
Serious pedophile overtones for me. Just can't go there....
Babs
I like "giddy up!" and "Yee Haw!!" ... but that goes into beastiality I guess
Oh well, I guess I'll skip the motel and keep my mouth shut
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Just thinking about that - doing the deed with the mask on. I already get in trouble with the sleep tech if i so much as look at the machine. So how much trouble would I be in if she found out I'd used the machine as a sex toy...
I've already been busted fondling the clinical menu and I thought she was going to have me arrested...I might ask her why I can't find the vibrate mode in the clinical menu and see if her head explodes.
I've already been busted fondling the clinical menu and I thought she was going to have me arrested...I might ask her why I can't find the vibrate mode in the clinical menu and see if her head explodes.
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OMG... How did you know my ex-BF was a HAM-ster????danmc wrote:Lol. Certainly help if your partner is muttering "signal quality is 80%..hrm I should change to 802.11g..."
Oh yeah, I've probably said it a couple of time....
He's not a BAD man, he's just running a different frequency than me.
LOL,
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Sex and the CPAP Girl
Hi pjwalman!
Like anything else,the sex and the CPAP issue is like anything else in life-it is all about attitude.Here are some ideas for you.
It sounds like you are just overwhelmed by the actual look of the CPAP being ugly.You can get wonderful fabric hose covers called Snugglehoses that cover your hose on the machine and make it look "friendlier".You can also put your machine in an open bedside nightstand drawer or in a closet if you have a really long hose to disguise it.This will also cut down on noise your partner hears.Try getting a sound generator that makes rain,cricket and other sounds to mask the CPAP noises.
You also sound like you don't feel sexy yourself.Why not wear something that makes you feel cute and sexy to bed like a little teddy or a thong or nothing at all but some temporary tattoos?You can also role play with your husband-dress like a FemBot SEX Machine from Austin Powers who has to hook up to a machine at night to recharge (your CPAP )and let him take control when you are the most veunerable.Add some fantasy and role playing-make it into a game and incorporate the CPAP.The more you do this-the more comfortable both of you will be with your "new stranger in your bed"-the CPAP.What about putting on a sleep mask after you put your CPAP mask on and let your partner tease you when you can't see what he is doing?Also you can opt to leave the CPAP out of the sex all together and just set a timer to remind you to put your mask on after you are finished.(Sex can make you so sleepy that you will forget your mask all together,so be careful about this! I quit breathing one time last year right after sex and scared the cr*p out of my new boyfriend)I was lucky about my boyfriend because I already told him I was on CPAP before I ever spent the night with him and the first few months we dated he never saw my machine-I bravely went without it.Until the night I stopped breathing and then he said bring your machine with you! CPAP is not the end of the world.If your hubby is making you feel undesireable about having the CPAP now that is a different story.That may require some marriage and / or family therapy.No matter what happens,remember that having a CPAP machine is a permanent disability but one of the better disabilities to get if one must have something.I am not trying to be funny but it could have been a lot worse.I am sure people living with HIV and AIDS and Cancer would have wished that they only got the news that they needed to sleep with a CPAP machine for the rest of their life,and if they were allowed to choose thier fate,they would have chosen a CPAP and OSA.Be Thankful.Another thing to remember is that everyone is more beautiful when they get proper rest.
God Bless & Take Care.I hope something I have said here helps you out.
-Rapunzel111
Like anything else,the sex and the CPAP issue is like anything else in life-it is all about attitude.Here are some ideas for you.
It sounds like you are just overwhelmed by the actual look of the CPAP being ugly.You can get wonderful fabric hose covers called Snugglehoses that cover your hose on the machine and make it look "friendlier".You can also put your machine in an open bedside nightstand drawer or in a closet if you have a really long hose to disguise it.This will also cut down on noise your partner hears.Try getting a sound generator that makes rain,cricket and other sounds to mask the CPAP noises.
You also sound like you don't feel sexy yourself.Why not wear something that makes you feel cute and sexy to bed like a little teddy or a thong or nothing at all but some temporary tattoos?You can also role play with your husband-dress like a FemBot SEX Machine from Austin Powers who has to hook up to a machine at night to recharge (your CPAP )and let him take control when you are the most veunerable.Add some fantasy and role playing-make it into a game and incorporate the CPAP.The more you do this-the more comfortable both of you will be with your "new stranger in your bed"-the CPAP.What about putting on a sleep mask after you put your CPAP mask on and let your partner tease you when you can't see what he is doing?Also you can opt to leave the CPAP out of the sex all together and just set a timer to remind you to put your mask on after you are finished.(Sex can make you so sleepy that you will forget your mask all together,so be careful about this! I quit breathing one time last year right after sex and scared the cr*p out of my new boyfriend)I was lucky about my boyfriend because I already told him I was on CPAP before I ever spent the night with him and the first few months we dated he never saw my machine-I bravely went without it.Until the night I stopped breathing and then he said bring your machine with you! CPAP is not the end of the world.If your hubby is making you feel undesireable about having the CPAP now that is a different story.That may require some marriage and / or family therapy.No matter what happens,remember that having a CPAP machine is a permanent disability but one of the better disabilities to get if one must have something.I am not trying to be funny but it could have been a lot worse.I am sure people living with HIV and AIDS and Cancer would have wished that they only got the news that they needed to sleep with a CPAP machine for the rest of their life,and if they were allowed to choose thier fate,they would have chosen a CPAP and OSA.Be Thankful.Another thing to remember is that everyone is more beautiful when they get proper rest.
God Bless & Take Care.I hope something I have said here helps you out.
-Rapunzel111