Hosehead Bootcamp!!!!!

lindas88 · Post by **lindas88** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:18 pm

You guys are hilarious. What a good laugh I had reading this....
Jetmech...I laughed at you saying the dog growls at you...funny stuff...I guess I'm not the only one who feels like a dork wearing this thing.

SLEEPYCD · Post by **SLEEPYCD** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:40 pm

Hey, I went thru bootcamp in 1982! This is harder! Just wanted to let all you crazys know that last week (no sleep, mask kept winding up in my hand instead of on my face). I was exhausted! I read this thread and laughed and laughed, I was in bad need of some comic relief!!! Thank all you hoseheads!!!! I salute you all!!! Keep it coming!!!

lindas88 · Post by **lindas88** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:09 pm

Hey SLEEPYCD, Who's salute did you use? Dirtsurfer57's or
Snuffle-nose's....

SLEEPYCD · Post by **SLEEPYCD** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:22 pm

I have to go with Dirtsurfers salute, having formally been in the military, I have to do the grunt thing!!! I think I need to work on some acronyms for this forum. What do you think??

lindas88 · Post by **lindas88** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:08 am

I think yes to both....and be careful you don't grunt too loud...you wouldn't want to wake the neighbors...

SLEEPYCD · Post by **SLEEPYCD** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:24 am

The reason we gain weight as we get older is because we have more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!!!! Have a good day hoseheads!!!!

lindas88 · Post by **lindas88** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:49 am

I blame mine on having three kids...now that's my story and I'm sticking to it......

Harmony · Post by **Harmony** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:57 am

It is my understanding that we (women) are allowed to blame the weight gain on the children until the age of 18, at that point you either need to have another child to blame additional gain on or buck up and lose it. I am cured and NOT I repeat NOT having anymore children to claim gain on so I need to buck up soon.

Lindas88 - I rather think of myself as making a new fashion statement than a dork I know.....I am still in denial

Have a great day

I almost forgot, I better salute so I don't have to drop and do 20. I may not get back up. I will forget what I am doing and take a nap

lindas88 · Post by **lindas88** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:45 am

I still have an excuse then...I still have 2 kids under 18. I guess I got a few more years to blame my kids. ...and NO WAY am I having another just so I can have an excuse to be pleasantly plump.

Harmony...you must be in denial...did you look in the mirror lately.... ...I'm still turning off the lights when I put it on, so I guess I'm not in denial at all.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:18 pm

What do you call the salute for emptying your bladder at dark:15am with your mask still on? Only to realize you need "Kentucky Windage" to keep your aim straight?

dirtsurfer57 · Post by **dirtsurfer57** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:11 pm

Let out a big elephant whinny and you've got an "ELEPHANT AT THE WATERING HOLE"!!!!!!!!!!
Hosehead Salute
Pvt. Dirt

Harmony · Post by **Harmony** » Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:23 am

TMI (to much info.) I'm trying not to have a visual on this one

Nitro Dan · Post by **Nitro Dan** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:43 pm

One of our cats decided to try and climb up my air hose one night, funny thing is, at the time he was doing this, I was having a dream about fishing, all that tugging going on had me thinking I had a really big one on the line. Instead, I wake up to a schredded air hose, and a frantic kitty!

dirtsurfer57 · Post by **dirtsurfer57** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:56 pm

So Dan you was dreamin' about doin' some CAT FISHIN' huh!!!!!!
Hosehead Salute
Pvt. Dirt

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