Sex and the Single CPAP-er

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:11 pm

I can't help it... It's really not my fault. Someone else started it. He knows who he is... I was just innocently minding my own business and he PMed me and said dirty, dirty things to me, and dragged me out from under the rock I was hiding under. Sigh...

Well, now the monster is loose. And she's gone and done something really crazy. I'm actually thinking it's HILARIOUS, and can't resist sharing it with ya'll.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sex and the Single CPAP-er - 44 (In front of the computer, duh....)
Date: 2008-05-26, 6:07PM PDT

Okay, so I belong to this internet forum for CPAP patients, and we talk alot about the fears of single CPAP-ers. When do you tell him/her you're on the hose? When do you wear your mask for the first time? Is it slutty to turn on your XPAP on the first date? Is it wrong to brag that you've got an APAP when your date just has a CPAP? Is it required to email Encore Pro reports before you meet live? Are you a snob who'd never go out with anyone with an AHI over 5?

Can't resist finding out if anyone will answer this ad with something funny to say.

Maybe you've been single since becoming a hosehead, too. I've slept alone since starting the hose, but then, I'd slept alone for a year before I started, so that's not entirely the reason.

Is this piece of silicone stuck to my face the last thing I'll ever sleep with? Can two people with different mask configurations find love? I'm an NAII girl, are you a UMFF guy? Can we meet in the middle and VENT?

Ever had sex with your mask on? I have. Well, okay, just with myself, but still, it counts, right? I'm counting it.

You're a real funny guy if you've read this far. Share the humour with me.

GumbyCT · Post by **GumbyCT** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:20 pm

For your sake... eeer pleasure I hope someone responds to your ad.

But I wouldn't have pointed them directly to this forum. There are enuff eeer . .. spammers coming here plus a good share of other strange stuff too. But hey it's your ad.

Hope they come right to this post, ha.

Good Luck wid dat,
Gumby - who thinks he could.

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Mon May 26, 2008 7:47 pm

Oh, I'm not really looking for a date with that ad. It just occurred to me and I couldn't resist the urge.

LOL,
Babs

sleepycarol · Post by **sleepycarol** » Mon May 26, 2008 8:07 pm

You go girl!!!

Who knows maybe you will find the man of your dreams!!

You must share with us!!

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Mon May 26, 2008 8:12 pm

Well, so far, no takers. Just one forum friend PMing me and laughing at me.

Seriously - I don't expect to get dates from this. It's just a wild idea I had. I sit around and compose weird personal ads in my head to amuse myself, and today I acted on one of them.

LOL,
Babs

jules · Post by **jules** » Mon May 26, 2008 8:12 pm

What!

She is going to steal Aunt Weeza's trojan laden lifeguard from her?

How dare her?

Banned · Post by **Banned** » Mon May 26, 2008 8:21 pm

Babette,

I thought you had taken up with the hoser/sister-of-perpetual-indulgence in the angel wings and white tutu. As for myself, I'm still looking for that sleazy motel in Bremerton?

Banned

jules · Post by **jules** » Mon May 26, 2008 8:24 pm

She invited you to Bremerton to a motel? She invited me to meet her at the Centrailia Outlet Mall parking lot in the fog so no one would see us (or us see each other I guess too).

How come you rate a motel Banned?

JeffH · Post by **JeffH** » Mon May 26, 2008 8:25 pm

That ad will definitely get you some action...I would bet a 20 on it...LOL.

GumbyCT · Post by **GumbyCT** » Mon May 26, 2008 8:32 pm

Babette wrote:Oh, I'm not really looking for a date with that ad. It just occurred to me and I couldn't resist the urge. LOL,
Babs

aaah yea, right - just acting out a fantasy? btw - how's your therapy goin? Takin any new meds? Really?

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Mon May 26, 2008 8:35 pm

Sleazy motel in Bremerton? (She perks up) Can we get the one with the vibrating beds?

Ah Jules... I never would have done you in the parking lot. I just said that. I would have gotten you the finest motel room Centralia has to offer... I think that's the King Oscar Trucker's Special - $19/night, shower down the hall...

LOL,
B.

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Mon May 26, 2008 8:36 pm

Look, if Aunt Weeza's up for a three-some, I'll share. Otherwise, I'm knocking her on her skinny ass and taking Pablo the Pool Boy away from her!
B.

Treesap · Post by **Treesap** » Mon May 26, 2008 9:16 pm

Babette wrote:Look, if Aunt Weeza's up for a three-some, I'll share. Otherwise, I'm knocking her on her skinny ass and taking Pablo the Pool Boy away from her!
B.

LMAOROTFPIMP!!

Treesap · Post by **Treesap** » Mon May 26, 2008 9:18 pm

Quote from Sex and the Single CPAPer

"Ever had sex with your mask on? I have. Well, okay, just with myself, but still, it counts, right? I'm counting it."

I can't imagine.....call me boring.

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Mon May 26, 2008 10:22 pm

Treesap wrote:LMAOROTFPIMP!!

Laughing
My
Ass
Off
Rolling
On
The
Floor
Pissing
In
My
Pants?

The PIMP part is what really got me...

Mask

Additional Comments: Equipment isn't correct, S9 ASV w/H5i