Sex and the Single CPAP-er

Treesap · Post by **Treesap** » Mon May 26, 2008 11:56 pm

You've given me some GOOD entertainment tonight Babs. I guess I"ve forgotten what it was like to be single. Ah....the fun of it all! I like marriage too though! I think I like marriage best.

Snoredog · Post by **Snoredog** » Tue May 27, 2008 12:29 am

Treesap wrote:Quote from Sex and the Single CPAPer

"Ever had sex with your mask on? I have. Well, okay, just with myself, but still, it counts, right? I'm counting it."

I can't imagine.....call me boring.

LOL, can you post some of your reports so we can figure out what happened and when?

RonS · Post by **RonS** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:47 am

Babette wrote:I promise to update if I get any replies.
Babs

Unlikely to happen:

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GumbyCT · Post by **GumbyCT** » Tue May 27, 2008 2:52 am

And Ron thought he was gonna get lucky??? ha.
Replying to a kink friendly cpaper, ha!!!
Good Luck wid dat!!!

CUatX · Post by **CUatX** » Tue May 27, 2008 7:03 am

Dang it, y'all! How 'bout the courtesy of a C&C Alert** in the title?
(Now where'd I put that screen cleaner and iodine?)

**Swallow the coffee and bump the sleeping cat out of lap before viewing

Treesap · Post by **Treesap** » Tue May 27, 2008 8:35 am

Snoredog wrote:
Treesap wrote:Quote from Sex and the Single CPAPer

"Ever had sex with your mask on? I have. Well, okay, just with myself, but still, it counts, right? I'm counting it."

I can't imagine.....call me boring.
LOL, can you post some of your reports so we can figure out what happened and when?

I guess I like to breath freely while doing the deed. My poor husband is still tramatized to look at me with my mask on. I can't put it on until the lights go out.

6PtStar · Post by **6PtStar** » Tue May 27, 2008 8:57 am

Quote from Sex and the Single CPAPer

"Ever had sex with your mask on? "

I want to read your card during this! I think the information on the card would be interesting!

Babs, you are BAD!

Jerry

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue May 27, 2008 9:17 am

None of you perverts is ever reading my card AGAIN!

Jerry, didn't that roller coaster line give you ANY CLUE? Actually, I paid close attention to my breathing and it seemed I was quite capable of maintaining a normal breathing pattern. Not sure what that says about me... I'm a lousy lay?

DANGIT!!!! No wonder I'm not getting any replies. Sheesh.... Well, maybe I'll try to repost it tonight. Wonder what the deal is?

C&C alert? Whazzat?

LOL,
Babs

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:24 am

Oh duh... Swallow Coffee and knock sleeping cat off lap. Duh... Need more coffee this AM...

BTW, on another forum I was told I had to warn people about COLESLAW too. Apparently I have the Power to make it come out your NOSE!

Notably, that was NOT a CPAP forum. We're harder-nosed than those wimps over on the costuming forum. A little Coleslaw wouldn't faze US!

LOL,
B.

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:34 pm

God clearly wants me to quit messin' with people.

I deleted, and reposted, and tested the response, and got the same exact error as Ron.

I think it's God's way of enusring I don't BREED and create more mayhem.

That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.
B.

CUatX · Post by **CUatX** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:45 pm

Anonymous wrote:...Actually, I paid close attention to my breathing and it seemed I was quite capable of maintaining a normal breathing pattern...

You're concentrating on breathing at a time like that?

Either we need to teach you how to make love, or you need to teach us how to breathe!

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:51 pm

Hee hee hee.... Hey, it was an experiment. It had never worked BEFORE, so I was TRYING.

I'm not saying it's the optimum thing one should do, I just wondered if I could do it.

Honestly, I prefer the heavy breathing, moaning, and shrieking version, but since there was someone else sleeping very nearby who I didn't want to wake up...

LOL,
Babw

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue May 27, 2008 3:22 pm

Actually focused breathing (from the diaphram) can help women to get to the AH! HA!

sleepycarol · Post by **sleepycarol** » Tue May 27, 2008 3:23 pm

I have listed on craigslist a few times and if I remember right it takes time for the ad to actually begin accepting replies. I forget how long though.

Did you wait awhile before replying or right away?

As I told my two girls -- the oldest one's father was an alien life form and the second daughter belongs to Congo. We have the only two girls on my husband's side so it was a joke that they couldn't really be his.

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Tue May 27, 2008 6:03 pm

I give up. The posts never seem to arrive on CL. When I click on the direct link, and try to test post to myself, I get error messages.

It's a scam, I tell you, a SCAM!

It's s front for E-Harmony - frustrates you enough to go pay for it!

Oh well, it was a fun idea.
Babs

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