CPAPsalm 23

CPAPSALM 23

1 CPAP therapy is my shepherd; I shall not choke.

2 He maketh me to lie down on strange looking, expensive pillows: he leadeth me beside the heated humidifier waters.

3 He restoreth my blood-oxygen levels: he leadeth me in the paths of REM sleep for his name's sake.

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death by asphyxiation, I will fear no mask: for 10 cm pressure art with me; thy Snuggle Cover and thy Pad-A-Cheek they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest an air flow before me in the presence of mine apneas: thou anointest my head with headgear; my rainouts floweth not over.

6 Surely consistent breathing and restful sleep shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of CPAP therapy fo................ until someone invents something a darn lot better!

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