OT - Best Toilet Paper

@Mollete " . . . origami."
That said, I fold.

Thanks for seeing that part of my reason for changing my avatar to what I did was humor
Oh I use Huggies unscented baby wipes with aloe. No skidmarks ever

----but, . . . are they flushable?

chunkyfrog wrote:@Mollete " . . . origami."

For example:



And now to "pollinate"...

...hmmm, missing 2 petals.

Where's that hand-mirror....

...and the tweezers...

Whoops!

Slippery little thing!!!

That is beautiful mollete. Will you fold my TP for me?

Wow, look at that!!

Bet I couldn't do that again in a million years!

Chunkyfrog... According to the packaging they are. Never even had any backup problems or needed plunging or snaking in the many years of use. Besides you don't have to use nearly the volume required with tissue to get better results. We used to able to joke that grandpa was going to "paint the bears" then they changed the embossing


Nice mollete . Glad you don't seem to mind my humor in the " - " thread.

Stormynights wrote:That is beautiful mollete. Will you fold my TP for me?

Pre- or post-?

mollete wrote:

Stormynights wrote:That is beautiful mollete. Will you fold my TP for me?

Pre- or post-?

Pre. I prefer unscented.

Stormynights wrote:

mollete wrote:

Stormynights wrote:That is beautiful mollete. Will you fold my TP for me?

Pre- or post-?

Pre. I prefer unscented.

Done:

Hey Let me sleep, are you watching this topic?? See, we really can be nice to each other and be fun, and funny, and creative!

Mollete, is that first one for real? It looks so unbelievably artistic I have difficulty fathoming how someone can do that! It's terrific!

Not so sure this helps find the best but it might help avoid the worst!
Straight up this one relates to Indians from India and from when the people native to the Americas were called Indians 'cause some continent discovering sailor had no idea where he had landed

So...

An Indian man has taken the hard decision of leaving his family back at home in India and has travelled abroad in search of higher earnings to afford a better life for his family.
After a long journey he arrives at the very economical accommodation he has arranged, yet he needs to go shop for basic supplies.
He walks to the supermarket and starts his shop. He is amazed however at the vast array of toilet paper and so ask the attendant about the differing kinds of toilet paper they have on sale.
The attendant shows him three brands. The first brand is called Kleenex and costs $2.95 per roll, the second brand is called Sorbent and costs $2.80 per roll and the third brand is No Name brand and costs 40 cents per roll in a pack of 8.
The Indian man asks what is No Name toilet paper?
The attendant explains that this is store brand and there is no brand name on the toilet paper so as to keep prices lower.
Wanting to minimise his spend the man buys the No Name toilet paper, finishes his shopping and leaves.
Many weeks later he returns to the store, seeks out the attendant he had first spoken to and declares to him...
"I have found a name for your No Name toilet paper"
The attendant looks at him confused and asks him to explain.
The Indian man says "You should call your toilet paper John Wayne!"
The attendant pulls a quizzical face and asks "Why John Wayne toilet paper?" to which the Indian replies...
"Because It's rough, it's tough, and it don't take no s##t from no Indian".

Not meant to offend anyone so sorry in advance if it has.
Us Aussies have a very laconic sense of humour, laugh at ourselves often and so don't really understand those that can't also laugh at themselves sometimes.