How do I turn my CPAP into a forced air bong?

You know you've thought about it...

Nope, I haven't. Good idea though

What's a bong?

Is it one of those drug paraphernalia things...like to smoke wacky weed? Never understood why not just roll it and smoke it.
Not that I ever did such foolishness in my wild days.
Why is it better through a pipe.

I always figured it would be better to use a good knife and make a chiffonade from the leaves,
then fold them into brownie batter or anything "florentine". I hate smoke.

chunkyfrog wrote:I always figured it would be better to use a good knife and make a chiffonade from the leaves,
then fold them into brownie batter or anything "florentine". I hate smoke.

I do currently use a nasal, which doesn't sound comfortable.

Pugsy wrote:What's a bong?

Is it one of those drug paraphernalia things...like to smoke wacky weed? Never understood why not just roll it and smoke it.
Not that I ever did such foolishness in my wild days.
Why is it better through a pipe.

The smoke is cool and smooth when using a water pipe. They have restaurants here where you can use a Shisha - which another name for it - and smoke flavoured herbal concoctions. Because there is no nicotine (or other interesting stuff ) they can get around the smoking bylaws.

BlackSpinner wrote: The smoke is cool and smooth when using a water pipe. They have restaurants here where you can use a Shisha - which another name for it - and smoke flavoured herbal concoctions. Because there is no nicotine (or other interesting stuff ) they can get around the smoking bylaws.

Thanks BS...I always wondered why the fancy stuff...now I know.
Never have been in a situation to try that sort of fun.

Pugsy wrote:

BlackSpinner wrote: The smoke is cool and smooth when using a water pipe. They have restaurants here where you can use a Shisha - which another name for it - and smoke flavoured herbal concoctions. Because there is no nicotine (or other interesting stuff ) they can get around the smoking bylaws.

Thanks BS...I always wondered why the fancy stuff...now I know.
Never have been in a situation to try that sort of fun.

It is best to do it while draped over big stuffed brocade pillows, in a costume, with boxes of Turkish delights or baklava at your finger tips. Or hummus and stuffed grape leaves if you are not into sweets.

Sort of like this - the standing one is blocking the hookah

My life is so dull...here I am getting all excited about buying a 25 year old pontoon boat and going fishing Saturday.

OMG this would be awesome!

You would need to connect the air inlet on the CPAP via tubing with the main tube chamber on the pipe.

However ... because the cpap is always running, and there is so much air venting from the mask, you would waste a great deal of the hit, pulling so much air through the system all at once. Unless you pull the tube out quickly.

The issue is does pressurization do anything for the experience at all -- possibly, but possibly not.

Likely better to use a Volcano, connect the bag to the rear inlet of the cpap, then draw in the vapor, remove the connection, repeat...

Try with an old machine first, I'd recommend. The particles may mess up sensitive sensors (perhaps).

Good luck!

Crazy Eddie wrote:You know you've thought about it...

What do you use for a source of power to run your xpap, in your commune or is it a box under the overpass! Jim

Goofproof wrote:

Crazy Eddie wrote:You know you've thought about it...

What do you use for a source of power to run your xpap, in your commune or is it a box under the overpass! Jim

Oh please get over yourself! A man whose pic is some pc tech with his ass hanging out has no right to turn his nose up at anyone....

hyperlexis wrote:
Oh please get over yourself! A man whose pic is some pc tech with his ass hanging out has no right to turn his nose up at anyone....

I wonder if his costume has snaps so it can be ripped off in a moments notice?

BlackSpinner wrote:

hyperlexis wrote:
Oh please get over yourself! A man whose pic is some pc tech with his ass hanging out has no right to turn his nose up at anyone....

I wonder if his costume has snaps so it can be ripped off in a moments notice?

Ha! LOL, just in case the Mrs.' hard disk needs some extra special work.

hyperlexis wrote:

Goofproof wrote:

Crazy Eddie wrote:You know you've thought about it...

What do you use for a source of power to run your xpap, in your commune or is it a box under the overpass! Jim

Oh please get over yourself! A man whose pic is some pc tech with his ass hanging out has no right to turn his nose up at anyone....

At least my box has a Styrofoam lining, and power. Jim

I eat my paycheck, never smoked it.