OT: Daily Funny bone

 A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
 The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly.
 "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him.
 She gently took his hands away and laid them to his sides, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. After a nice long massage she asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied: "Oh, really good, it feels great. But my thumb still hurts like hell."

Papit wrote: A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
 The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly.
 "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him.
 She gently took his hands away and laid them to his sides, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. After a nice long massage she asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied: "Oh, really good, it feels great. But my thumb still hurts like hell."

I had to copy and paste that in an email to my friends.

Even at 5:00 a.m. this one caught my eye.

Not a funny, but it does look like a good way to raise chickens.

Chickens provide the fertilizer on this Pennsylvania farm. The mobile coops are relocated daily to distribute manure evenly so that it won’t drain into the Chesapeake Bay.

Mmmmm, grasshoppers. (Save some for me!)
Chickies are NOT vegetarians, and with high protein food, the eggs are better, too.

chunkyfrog wrote: (Save some for me!)

Yep! Makes your legs fatter and they will fry up more deliciously!

For the girls,

*** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PotB76g ... q9FCBatl3A ***

For the boys,

*** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZZD8ck ... q9FCBatl3A ***

ChicagoGranny wrote:Photo "No one will really understand..."

That is known as self preservation, the greatest instinct instilled in all members of the animal kingdom!!

ChicagoGranny wrote:

Not all politicians...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYbY45rHj8w

I like the Wyoming bumper sticker:
"Welcome to Wyoming; expect everyone to be armed."
(my brother relates how an eighty-something old lady foiled the armed robbery of a nail salon
with a big surprise she had in her purse. No shots fired--the dirt bag just ran away.)

Reminiscing about Restless Legs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... 1VBGZxcRow#!

The topic for a ninth-grade class was palindromes, which are words or sentences that are the same read forward and backward.

The teacher asked the question, "What is the first thing Adam said to Eve?"

Teacher was expecting the answer "Madam, I'm Adam," but one student had a better reply:

"Wow."

Catnapper - Joanie