Sex in the Golden Years

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So Well
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Sex in the Golden Years

Post by So Well » Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:30 pm

How ya'll doing? I have been traveling too much to stop by lately. Just thought I would drop in and leave you with an informative medical encounter.
After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me?"


"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after we have sex the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."?

Later, after examining the elderly gentleman's wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to discuss with me?" She replied she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then told her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"

"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August."

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Slartybartfast
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Re: Sex in the Golden Years

Post by Slartybartfast » Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:46 pm

Geez, hope it never comes to that!

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Re: Sex in the Golden Years

Post by idamtnboy » Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:54 pm

That's as bad as the one about the speaker, after talking about the value of sex, asked how many people had sex once a day, once a week, and once a month. Then when she asked if anyone had sex only once a year an older gentleman raised his hand and waved it enthusiastically. The speaker asked, "If you only have sex once a year how can you be so happy?" "Tonight's the night!"

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