I know we are all members of a special club but I think its time for us to do some recruiting and increase our membership. Nothing works better than advertising and since the industry isn’t investing in major Madison Avenue campaigns I thought some contributions from us might give them a kick start. So here are some slogans and catch phrases that they might find useful:
Therapy so good it should be illegal.
CPAP will put the wind back in your cells
Inflate your mate
Its blows will help you doze
Make every night Halloween
The kind of hose your spouse will love
CPAP will pump you up
A little pressure to send you in the right direction
Titration leads to elation
Get your own hose
Blow away that morning fog
A hurricane for your brain
We are looking for a few good REM
Let your nostril feel the thrill
The most fun you can have in bed with your hose on
Where’s the air?
CPAP Slogans
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More slogans
This is your brain. This is your brain on oxygen.
Air. It's not just for daytime anymore.
To sleep, perchance to dream.
That's Mister/Miss Hosehead to you!
The few. The proud. The well-rested.
Do YOU know your AHI?
It's better under pressure.
Air. It's not just for daytime anymore.
To sleep, perchance to dream.
That's Mister/Miss Hosehead to you!
The few. The proud. The well-rested.
Do YOU know your AHI?
It's better under pressure.
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted, counts.
-Albert Einstein
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CollegeGirl
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You missed the obvious:
Oxygen. It does a body good.
Let's see, what else:
CPAP. It's what's for bedtime.
Blows in your nose, not in your hand.
Put a love-sick octopus on your face. (Okay, so it lacks the alliteration of "Put a Tiger in Your Tank. )
Because you can never be TOO broke or TOO Oxygenated.
And, not related to any current slogan:
CPAP: A way to keep DME's in business without any effort on their part.
(Present non-evil DME's excepted, of course).
Oxygen. It does a body good.
Let's see, what else:
CPAP. It's what's for bedtime.
Blows in your nose, not in your hand.
Put a love-sick octopus on your face. (Okay, so it lacks the alliteration of "Put a Tiger in Your Tank. )
Because you can never be TOO broke or TOO Oxygenated.
And, not related to any current slogan:
CPAP: A way to keep DME's in business without any effort on their part.
(Present non-evil DME's excepted, of course).
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Pad A Cheek
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Anyone up for some live chat tonight I am all alone in there
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Prostitech
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CollegeGirl wrote:
Put a love-sick octopus on your face. (Okay, so it lacks the alliteration of "Put a Tiger in Your Tank. )
That's too funny! Maybe we could get Matt Groening to do an episode of the simpsons where Homer has a flashback of sleeping with a hose and go "MMMMMMM, Air".....
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You're just jealous cause the voices only talk to me....
Well, it's nice of you to be clear about it, but as far as I am concerned, I already figured that- the part I am excited about is being able to give a copy to my hubby (maybe after I actually start treatment) and he'll see the humor too! (I can't get him on to read the forum -- I think the word he used was "obsessive"
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