Dumb Question Time!!!

Bill Engvall wrote: HEEEERE'S YOUR SIGN!

Grabraham wrote: Does this mean we can't use the elevator?

I maintain there can be GOOD answers to DUMB questions:

1. You can use the elevator. Just don't use if for getting on and riding up and down on.

2. Sorry m'aam, yes you can use the elevator. We were only try to keep the SMART people off this elevator.

3. Yes you can use this elevator, but you must wait your turn. Current waiting time is about 45 days.

4. You may use the elevator SHAFT, but you need to bring your own elevator.

5. You can use the elevator as long as you don't get on through the elevator DOOR. The DOOR is broken.

6. Yes, PLEASE use this elevator. We've been sitting here all day waiting for another VOLUNTEER.

7. This is the patient elevator. Do you have the patience to wait until we get this thing fixed?

8. This is the patient elevator. We need a note from your doctor about your bilateral lobotomy. Oh heck, nevermind, get on.

9. HI! My name is Larry Parker! Here's my card. WELCOME ABOARD!

10. You know you could get to the ground level in almost EXACTLY the same time by jumping out the window.

-r

Anonymous wrote:

Grabraham wrote: Does this mean we can't use the elevator?

9. HI! My name is Larry Parker! Here's my card. WELCOME ABOARD!

Who the heck is Larry Parker ???
Sorry, it's been bugging me all day.
Slow learner here <--
(Maybe they'll let me ride the elevator ?)