My teeth hurt

Jaylee wrote:Uggy- does anything about me scream "Good Catholic girl" to you?

Um, no perverted PMs, please. I am not dressing up like a school girl for any of you.

I am not Baptist either. I am just out of luck on the Nun thing, I think.

And then there are "The sisters of perpetual indulgence" but I am not sure if they accept women

Jaylee wrote:Uggy- does anything about me scream "Good Catholic girl" to you?

Um, no perverted PMs, please. I am not dressing up like a school girl for any of you.

I am not Baptist either. I am just out of luck on the Nun thing, I think.

It's probably for the best. You have a better chance with men if you are not a nun. (The funeral director thing is going to be challenging enough, so please don't limit yourself further!)

BlackSpinner wrote:And then there are "The sisters of perpetual indulgence" but I am not sure if they accept women

The sisters are not sisters?

Can no thread that I post in be serious?

Uggy, can we keep the funeral director thing on the DL. I heard tonight that sometimes there are young, single and cute boys here. I don't want to scare them away quite so fast.

Jaylee wrote:Can no thread that I post in be serious?

Uggy, can we keep the funeral director thing on the DL. I heard tonight that sometimes there are young, single and cute boys here. I don't want to scare them away quite so fast.

OK, once I've screened them, and you've wooed them with your bubbly personality and sharp wit, then we'll introduce them to your eyeball collection.

SleepingUgly wrote:

Jaylee wrote:Can no thread that I post in be serious?

Uggy, can we keep the funeral director thing on the DL. I heard tonight that sometimes there are young, single and cute boys here. I don't want to scare them away quite so fast.

OK, once I've screened them, and you've wooed them with your bubbly personality and sharp wit, then we'll introduce them to your eyeball collection.

That sounds like a better plan, I think. It should really only take a matter of minutes for them to fall for my charm. The rest is the hard part.

Jaylee wrote:

SleepingUgly wrote:

Jaylee wrote:Can no thread that I post in be serious?

Uggy, can we keep the funeral director thing on the DL. I heard tonight that sometimes there are young, single and cute boys here. I don't want to scare them away quite so fast.

OK, once I've screened them, and you've wooed them with your bubbly personality and sharp wit, then we'll introduce them to your eyeball collection.

That sounds like a better plan, I think. It should really only take a matter of minutes for them to fall for my charm. The rest is the hard part.

Who should I screen first? Physician? I don't know... I mean, how many physicians pick "physician" as their handle? Would you pick "mortician" as yours? I'm going to have to do a more thorough screening on him just for that.

SleepingUgly wrote:

Jaylee wrote:

SleepingUgly wrote:

Jaylee wrote:Can no thread that I post in be serious?

Uggy, can we keep the funeral director thing on the DL. I heard tonight that sometimes there are young, single and cute boys here. I don't want to scare them away quite so fast.

OK, once I've screened them, and you've wooed them with your bubbly personality and sharp wit, then we'll introduce them to your eyeball collection.

That sounds like a better plan, I think. It should really only take a matter of minutes for them to fall for my charm. The rest is the hard part.

Who should I screen first? Physician? I don't know... I mean, how many physicians pick "physician" as their handle? Would you pick "mortician" as yours? I'm going to have to do a more thorough screening on him just for that.

Not a mortician, Funeral Director. Morticians work in hospitals. Don't make me slap your hand with a ruler, for that.

I don't know if I like Physician. I think you should make it a point to ask all of the new boys here if they are single and cute. That way it will make your screening process much more streamlined. Sadly, the really cute boys here are already married. Oh, and make sure you pay extra careful attention to their vocabularies. A good vocabulary is always hot.

Jaylee wrote:I don't know if I like Physician. I think you should make it a point to ask all of the new boys here if they are single and cute. That way it will make your screening process much more streamlined. Sadly, the really cute boys here are already married. Oh, and make sure you pay extra careful attention to their vocabularies. A good vocabulary is always hot.

Maybe we should start a thread for single men. We'll have them put a little blurb about themselves on the thread, and the ones that interest you, I'll interrogate.

SleepingUgly wrote:

Jaylee wrote:I don't know if I like Physician. I think you should make it a point to ask all of the new boys here if they are single and cute. That way it will make your screening process much more streamlined. Sadly, the really cute boys here are already married. Oh, and make sure you pay extra careful attention to their vocabularies. A good vocabulary is always hot.

Maybe we should start a thread for single men. We'll have them put a little blurb about themselves on the thread, and the ones that interest you, I'll interrogate.

That is a fabulous idea, Uggy!

And by "we", that means "you".

Oy Vey!! I've got such a headache! Good night y'all!

Dori doesn't like me.

SleepingUgly wrote:

Jaylee wrote:I don't know if I like Physician. I think you should make it a point to ask all of the new boys here if they are single and cute. That way it will make your screening process much more streamlined. Sadly, the really cute boys here are already married. Oh, and make sure you pay extra careful attention to their vocabularies. A good vocabulary is always hot.

Maybe we should start a thread for single men. We'll have them put a little blurb about themselves on the thread, and the ones that interest you, I'll interrogate.

I didn't think you would really do it. Cloudy will not be pleased! He already thinks we are crazy.

SleepingUgly wrote: The sisters are not sisters?

They're sisters, but they're not female.

Jaylee wrote: Not a mortician, Funeral Director. Morticians work in hospitals. Don't make me slap your hand with a ruler, for that.

Morticians don't work in hospitals; pathologists do.

Continue.

jdm2857 wrote:

SleepingUgly wrote: The sisters are not sisters?

They're sisters, but they're not female.

"Jaylee" wrote: Not a mortician, Funeral Director. Morticians work in hospitals. Don't make me slap your hand with a ruler, for that.

Morticians don't work in hospitals; pathologists do.


Continue.

Okay, Jeff. And you were thisclose to getting a nickname too!