New CPAP Channel

snoremonger · Post by **snoremonger** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:35 am

Den,

Actually Vinnie would have to finish it because Mikey would definately fall asleep.

risktaker99 · Post by **risktaker99** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:21 am

CSI...CPAPER'S

In the next episode, Gil Grissim is perplexed after finding another victim who says he hasn't had a decent night's sleep in the past 10 years. His colleague, Catherine Willows seems to agree with the victim. However, Grissim only believes in evidence. He consults with Dr. Albert Robbins who thinks it might be Obstructive Sleep Apnea but isn't positive. They go back to the lab and Greg Sanders performs a sleep study on the victim. Meanwhile, Captain Jim Brass is anxious because there appears to be many more people who are know exhibiting the same symptoms...

you guys can complete your own ending to this episode!!!!

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:06 pm

AND...if you want to pay an extra $5.95 per month, you can get CPAP ON DEMAND.

yawn · Post by **yawn** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:35 pm

America's Next Top Cpap Model
Watch as our remaining 6 contestants strap on their sexy CPAP masks and don their skimpy speedos while striking a "manly, yet alluring, pose" for the camera. Who will be the ultimate winner of "America's Next Top Cpap Model"??? Will it be Mike, Bill, Jere, Jim or DKeat. Stay tuned to see who gets voted off this week. Our show, hosted by none other than Lori (Sleepless on LI), will return after these messages...

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:43 pm

[quote="yawn"]America's Next Top Cpap Model
Watch as our remaining 6 contestants strap on their sexy CPAP masks and don their skimpy speedos while striking a "manly, yet alluring, pose" for the camera. Who will be the ultimate winner of "America's Next Top Cpap Model"??? Will it be Mike, Bill, Jere, Jim or DKeat. Stay tuned to see who gets voted off this week. Our show, hosted by none other than Lori (Sleepless on LI), will return after these messages...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:51 pm

Jim would get sent over to Extreme Makeover CPAP edition. Not only would they design the right CPAP, but the would cut the extra pounds off, get rid of the 3rd eye and put all new teeth in. hahahah

Jim H. Who guested again!!!

yawn · Post by **yawn** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:30 pm

Sleepless on LI wrote:
I was just going to write a huge LOL until I read I was hosting!!! Now it's even a bigger LOL and the question, WHY ME???

Somebody's gotta do it.......you seemed to be the logical choice...

Amy

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:17 am

yawn wrote:
Sleepless on LI wrote:
I was just going to write a huge LOL until I read I was hosting!!! Now it's even a bigger LOL and the question, WHY ME???

Somebody's gotta do it.......you seemed to be the logical choice...

Amy

Well, okay. Is it because I don't shut up and would make a good "talk show" host??? ARE YOU INSULTING ME, MA'AM???

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:21 am

Sleepless on LI wrote:Well, okay. Is it because I don't shut up and would make a good "talk show" host??? ARE YOU INSULTING ME, MA'AM???

I am sure it is because she is just under the misguided impression that you might be able to keep us under control. Silly Amy

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:24 am

mikemoran wrote:
Sleepless on LI wrote:Well, okay. Is it because I don't shut up and would make a good "talk show" host??? ARE YOU INSULTING ME, MA'AM???
I am sure it is because she is just under the misguided impression that you might be able to keep us under control. Silly Amy

TALK ABOUT MISGUIDED!!! If I could stop laughing, I'd write a longer post (you know me...)

yawn · Post by **yawn** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:43 pm

mikemoran wrote: I am sure it is because she is just under the misguided impression that you might be able to keep us under control. Silly Amy

yea...that's it...you could keep them under control..... You really don't talk that much

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:34 pm

yawn wrote:
mikemoran wrote: I am sure it is because she is just under the misguided impression that you might be able to keep us under control. Silly Amy
yea...that's it...you could keep them under control..... You really don't talk that much

WHO DOESN'T TALK THAT MUCH? CERTAINLY NOT MOI???

JimH · Post by **JimH** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:52 pm

Dont' forget HOSE SWAP- Watch as a Heated Australian Hose from the upper crust suburbs of Conneticut (no offense intended) trades homes and machines with an regular hose from the armpit of america-Joisey. What how loved ones cope with rainout where rainout never existed and those who for the 1st time experience a wet free night. But watch out for Rules Change....

JimH

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