The Inner Circle:perception,conspiracy,reality??

kteague wrote:Been waiting for a long time.

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Nope. I "downloaded" it to my computer......


Den

Den - Inter-thread intelligence transfer.

carbonman wrote:Due to overwhelming demand,
the only audio transcripts that are left are 8tracks.

....but, today only,

for just the cost of shipping/handling only,
I will include a second tape for free.
Help get the word out.
Operators are standing by.

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Rebecca R wrote: Since you don't list your machines, how will the illuminati help you decide?

Altogether eerie stuff when it comes to the CPAP Illuminati... You don't even need to list your previous machines when it's time to make another purchase. You simply earn the money and they just mysteriously show up! In a way, they kinda remind me of the spookie Baseball Illuminati voices in the movie Field of Dreams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbmK0vB ... re=related

The Baseball Illuminati are intergalactic third cousins, twice genetically removed, from the CPAP Illuminati. So you can bet your bottom dollar that spooky whispering thing was shared at an extended family reunion. Anyway, when the CPAP Illuminati think that you should have another machine, they kick the whole purchasing process off by eerily whispering in your ear: Earn it and they will come...

I'm at that early whispering stage of the purchasing process. Maybe now people around here will understand the need for a tin foil hat. Thank you for asking!


P.S. I see the anxiously-awaited Carbonman posting just arrived. Must go now... must look for secret Illuminati cryptograms!

carbonman wrote:Due to overwhelming demand,
the only audio transcripts that are left are 8tracks.

....but, today only,

for just the cost of shipping/handling only,
I will include a second tape for free.
Help get the word out.
Operators are standing by.

No Rx required.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
Not valid w/any other offers or coupons.
Shipping/handling fee refundable only for defective product.
Returns only accepted w/prior authorization code.
Applicable local taxes apply.
One per customer.
This product is meant for educational purposes only.
Illuminati and their families are not eligible.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Text may contain material some readers may find objectionable.
Allow four to six weeks for delivery.
Terms are subject to change without notice.
Articles are ribbed for your pleasure.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
User assumes full liabilities.
Not liable for damages due to use or misuse.
First pull up, then pull down.
No Canadian coins.
No animals were used to test the content of these pages.
Other restrictions may apply.
Colors may, in time, fade.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken.
Avoid contact with mucous membranes.
This supersedes all previous notices unless indicated otherwise.

I have bootleg copies for half price just do not tell Carbonman

"Articles are ribbed for your pleasure."

CaArbonman, is that stereo 8 tracks, or quad 8 tracks? I can reproduce either....but I would prefer 1/4 inch open reel tape if I can get it.

I have tried both the Respironics and ResMed foil hats. But i find, that with either brand, I have to use foil tape (aluminum works, copper is better, stainless steel is too stiff) to completely prevent all the 'leaks'. Keeping things well sealed is important here in Nevada, as I am closer than I would like to be to area 51, and drive by it too often to not be nervous.

I find though, the best protection from the aliens is the 'kitties' next door. They haven't met an alien yet they don't 'like'.....

Got to get back to work, though. Posts are piling up on the secret mailing lists, and I have to cash some more checks from promoting certain products on the public list (oops! wasn't supposed to mention that!)

-SWS, love the technical discussions. Who else here would discuss ideas like time domain reflectometry, and the use of complex numbers to describe airflow impedance!

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DreamOn wrote:................................... THE "BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL" ...................................

OH,YEAH!!!

rosiefrosie wrote:Well, Ok, carbonman see what you have started and I see that you have not made a comment since you started this tread. Must be sitting back and enjoying the reading.

Either that or wondering what it is all about

DSM

But Dream on, that is a Resmed mask you are wearing with your Respironics tinfoil hat!

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Rebecca R wrote:But Dream on, that is a Resmed mask you are wearing with your Respironics tinfoil hat!

Yes, I know. I like to "mix and match".

carbonman wrote: Where are the links to their secret meetings?

Iroorz wkh bhooz eulfn uzdg.

carbonman wrote:
Iroorz wkh bhooz eulfn uzdg.

FINALLY!!!!

THANK YOU!

DreamOn wrote:................................... THE "BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL" ...................................

I need one of those!

*And I wish I knew how to "play" with photos like that. Very creative, DreamOn!

BleepingBeauty wrote:I need one of those!

You can have one too, BB! Cost is $19.95. Cash only. Specify preference for blue light, white light, red light, or no light. Offer valid for a limited time only. Void where prohibited by law.