The Inner Circle:perception,conspiracy,reality??

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:43 pm

Well, it's Carbonman's best tongue-in-cheek parody to date IMHO... So I'll bump it to this page for convenient viewing:

carbonman wrote:Is there an Inner Circle within this forum?
Is it just a preception?
Is there a conspiracy to deny or withhold knowledge?
Is there a dark, protected clique of hosers
that know all the cpap truths, but deny those in the
Outer Circle, those truths that would lead to cpap nirvana?

Is there a cpaptalk Illuminati?
What secrets are they protecting?
Where are the links to their secret meetings?
Is Johnny merely the front man for this shadowy power?

Are the RT's and DME's that deny, mislead and confuse the
brain dead newbie, just pawns that act as a visible smoke screen,
for the Enlightened Ones?
Is the purpose of this forum just an illusion of help?
Is the true purposes of the forum to hide the true and real
knowledge of cpap therapy? Are gluing, strapping and pillow
mutilation just a diversion to hide the real solutions to cpap success?
Are there truths out there that would free us from the enslavement of the hose?

Are the ones who are presented as the purveyors of advance knowledge here...
are they the true Enlighteded Ones or are they only chosen pawns, meant
to cover for the real Inner Circle?

I realize that these are unpopular ideas and questions.
In light of recent posting here, this must be brought out into the light of day.

I know that there will be much self-serving banter meant to misdirect
these thoughts and steer the quest for the real truth away from true enlightenment.
If you choose to ignore this cry for the truth, in the dark of the night,
these thoughts and questions will deny you the REM that you long for.
I am prepared to endure the slings and arrows that will be cast upon me.

Whether you perceive me as friend or foe, leaker or lurker,
strapper or gluer, cflexer or EPRer,
I offer no apology for my actions.....just like a bump in the night.....
the truth is out there.

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Uncle_Bob · Post by **Uncle_Bob** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:50 pm

Wow

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:57 pm

Oops... I remembered to bump Carbonman's humorous parody to page two of this thread, but I forgot to include the theme music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDZBgHB ... re=related

ozij · Post by **ozij** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:59 pm

Yikes, Carbonman. Do you realize how that text sounds with your all black uniform?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd2joiucvo0

O.

Patrick A · Post by **Patrick A** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:12 pm

kteague wrote:I can't even get my brain around that!

Read my Signature closely.

Wulfman · Post by **Wulfman** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:17 pm

Gerryk wrote:Does that mean that the trure meaning of the friend foe buttons are insider and outsider?

I'm still not sure whether I'm an "innie" or an "outie".......

kteague wrote:I can't even get my brain around that!

Ditto.

Den (not part of the conspiracy here)

Judy R · Post by **Judy R** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:18 pm

jnk wrote:
kteague wrote:I can't even get my brain around that!
(Shhhh! Just do like the rest of us are doing and pretend you understand carbonman's post for now. We have to play nicey-nice with him until the "help" for him arrives.)

ROFL!!! My thoughts exactally!

Gerryk · Post by **Gerryk** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:21 pm

Well damn it, I am definately an outie at this time. I realized I was and I knelt down to bow my head and someone used my backside as a bike rack.

TXKajun · Post by **TXKajun** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:24 pm

Psssstt. Carbonman, follow da money! FOLLOW DA MONEY!

Kajun

dsm · Post by **dsm** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:34 pm

secret agent girl wrote:whispering: I told you guys he would blow our cover! See what happens when the Board is too cheap to get secret agent training for us all?!?

Reminds me of the tv show The Prisoner...anyone else see that when it was on in the ancient days?

Secret Agent Girl - aha, that is a trip down memory lane

Hello number six, and how are you today ?
! AM NOT A NUMBER! - I AM A FREE MAN (except he just found nowhere to exercise that freedom )
He kept having apneas when a big plastic ball would come bouncing across the sea & tried to smother him.

Loved that show.

DSM

(Patrick McGoohan)

teitner · Post by **teitner** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:44 pm

jnk wrote:
kteague wrote:I can't even get my brain around that!
(Shhhh! Just do like the rest of us are doing and pretend you understand carbonman's post for now. We have to play nicey-nice with him until the "help" for him arrives.)

oh you mean the men in the white coats with the reverse biker jacket with buckels and straps.

sorry i had no choice

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:47 pm

Patrick A wrote:Read my Signature closely.

"Don't Bend or Squash, My Aluminum Hat,it keeps them from knowing what I am thinking!"

Perfect, Patrick...perfect!! In the South where I live, an aluminum sunbonnet serves me well.

blakepro · Post by **blakepro** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:54 pm

They communicate the most secret things through symbols and random gibberish messages... like the one below:

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||(100)==================| FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE |================(100)||
||\\$//        ~         '------========--------'                \\$//||
||<< /        /$\              // ____ \\                         \ >>||
||>>|  12    //L\\            // ///..) \\         L38036133B   12 |<<||
||<<|        \\ //           || <||  >\  ||                        |>>||
||>>|         \$/            ||  $$ --/  ||        One Hundred     |<<||
||<<|      L38036133B        *\\  |\_/  //* series                 |>>||
||>>|  12                     *\\/___\_//*   1989                  |<<||
||<<\      Treasurer     ______/Franklin\________     Secretary 12 />>||
||//$\                 ~|UNITED STATES OF AMERICA|~               /$\\||
||(100)===================  ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS =================(100)||
||\\$//\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\\$//||
||====================================================================||

Oh, and you didint hear it from me, but the person below this post is one of THEM!

mars · Post by **mars** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:27 pm

-SWS wrote:Carbonman, to answer your straightforward question: yes.

It's a CPAP Illuminati to be exact. The power brokers running that CPAP Illuminati are wealthy extraterrestrial bankers. Those insidious alien power brokers know no end to their intergalactic domination of wealth and power. And a few of us have been unsuspectingly taken in as utterly helpless CPAP Illuminati pawns. There is no hope for us and there is no turning back.

Don't worry -SWS, I know all about these extra-terrestials. I'll look after you.

In fact, I'll look after everyone who is not on my foes list.

cheers

Mars

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