CPAP and sex life

Do you have to wait for a migraine?

Catnapper wrote:Do you have to wait for a migraine?

No No you want to get lots of practice in just in case.
It may be preventative since migraines have to do with blood flow. So just in case keep it up, err rubbing .

Guest wrote:And what would you do with the extra 3 hours and 55 minutes?

Hope that she can outlast me.

sheldons65 wrote:

Autopapdude wrote: Maybe some folks LIKE the mask during amorous acts. Perhaps they want to role play Darth Vader and Princess Leia getting it on intergallactically.

Eeeeewwwwww yuck! That would be incest.

Then make it Frank Booth and Dorothy Vallens. We'll find out who are the real fans of eroticized breathing apparatus in the movies.

I haven't had a headache since I got my BiPap

No No you want to get lots of practice in just in case.
It may be preventative since migraines have to do with blood flow. So just in case keep it up, err rubbing .

Well, I am all for keeping the blood flowing, and keeping things nice and up! Circulation to various parts of the body is essential.

Yes especially for migraines - as soon as you feel one coming on you should get to coming... ummh bad pun warning.


Much to many peoples disappointment - vibrators are usually more effective and quicker - no one wants to go hunt for someone in the mood - RIGHT NOW THIS MINUTE other wise the window of opportunity is lost.

Yes, but a vibrator doesn't have as much personality, nor can it take out the garbage. I doubt if a vibrator has a talented tongue as well.

The real thing is much nicer than "letting your fingers do the walking."

Well, gotta add, that in my circle of single females, as long as there's batteries, we've got a sex life

Well, gotta add, that in my circle of single females, as long as there's batteries, we've got a sex life

Yes, but it is much more fun for someone else to use the vibrator on---OH well, you get the picture.

Autopapdude wrote:...Yes, but it is much more fun for someone else to use the vibrator on...

Absolutely agree, but that was back in the days when I had partners

Absolutely agree, but that was back in the days I had partners

Well, one could always throw a "pap party...

This thread depresses me. I hate being single! I want someone to cuddle up with Maybe I need to put myself on eharmony or something

I've heard that eHarmony is to find Mr. Right....craigslist is better for Mr. Right-NOW!

LinkC wrote:I've heard that eHarmony is to find Mr. Right....craigslist is better for Mr. Right-NOW!

Yes and they are willing to pay for it too -
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Some tell me they'll pay more for the extra-long hose.

Yes and they are willing to pay for it too -
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Do you think that Leonardo Da Vinci thought about this whilst lying on his back, painting the Sistine Chapel-did he text his fellow Illuminati?