New cpap and mask fitting breakthroughs

A new product is to be launched by 'Arseaboutfacemasks' which looks like it will revolutionize cpap treatment.

Without giving too much away before the launch I have heard that this new product will..

Come in a petrol, methane gas or pedal power format.( obvious flatulence conversion benefits there)

Have iron on head straps.( so no more adjustment stress)

Include a home Liposuction facility that will enable the user to deflate areas of their face to get a better mask fit.

Arseaboutfacemasks are apparently going to be looking specifically at this forum for feedback and innovative suggestions to make this product the perfect treatment package.

Obviously they will want to know who 'actually' runs the site

Perhaps now is an opportunity to get your innovative suggestions to market...