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Songbird wrote:HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, -SWS!!!!
(So I'm a little slow on the uptake.)

You expect to get away with comparing nursing mothers to
COWS????????

Marsha

Hear, hear, Marsha!

When I see you politely deploy words like "nursing" and "mothers" I get the vague impression you think I might have overlooked something in my careful analysis. I'll be the first to admit that oversights can occur even for the world's best business and marketing researchers...

We always keep an overnight bag packed in the closet by the front door, for those rare emergency hospital visits. I have already placed a printout of your above two posts in our overnight hospital bag. The next time I am in the hospital, I am going to show both of your posts to the nurses there who happen to also be mothers. Maybe they will have a better idea of what you might be trying to tell me.

In the meantime let's assume elader's best hope for landing a tube of that elusive nipple creme is going to be at a Walgreen's in one of the purple states up North.

Songbird wrote:....bagbalm.....

All the nurses at my wifes hospital use it... No they're not sore there, it's used as a hand ointment...

georgepds wrote: ... No they're not sore there...

That's their story!

-SWS wrote:

Songbird wrote: Hey, wait a minute, -SWS!

You expect to get away with comparing nursing mothers to cows?

Marsha

Hear, hear, Marsha!

In the FIRST place, don't be messing with my posts!! There were NO smiles in what I wrote. There still aren't.

-SWS wrote:When I see you politely deploy words like "nursing" and "mothers" I get the vague impression you think I might have overlooked something in my careful analysis. I'll be the first to admit that oversights can occur even for the world's best business and marketing researchers... <snip, snip>

In the SECOND place, a couple of things came to mind as I read your reply. That you missed a great opportunity when you didn't go into politics (that's a lot of words for saying nothing); and that at least the rest of the bovine population is now accounted for, because what you said was pure, unadulterated BULL!!!

Eric, since I'm from one of those purple states that He Who Says Too Much And Nothing, All At The Same Time alluded to, I'll gladly pick up some Bag Balm for you, or even some of that Sissy A$$ed Lansenoh Lanolin if you'd prefer (oh, yeah!! "Sissy A$$ed" is part of its official name -- you didn't know that??). I could meet you and your wife in Gettysburg, which I think is no more than two hours from anywhere in MD and is just that far fom here. There's a great restaurant there, and we could have a good meal together and gossip about the crazy people at cpaptalk.

Marsha

Songbird wrote:

-SWS wrote:

Songbird wrote: Hey, wait a minute, -SWS!

You expect to get away with comparing nursing mothers to cows?

Marsha

Hear, hear, Marsha!

In the FIRST place, don't be messing with my posts!! There were NO smiles in what I wrote. There still aren't.

-SWS wrote:When I see you politely deploy words like "nursing" and "mothers" I get the vague impression you think I might have overlooked something in my careful analysis. I'll be the first to admit that oversights can occur even for the world's best business and marketing researchers... <snip, snip>

In the SECOND place, a couple of things came to mind as I read your reply. That you missed a great opportunity when you didn't go into politics (that's a lot of words for saying nothing); and that at least the rest of the bovine population is now accounted for, because what you said was pure, unadulterated BULL!!!

Eric, since I'm from one of those purple states that He Who Says Too Much And Nothing, All At The Same Time alluded to, I'll gladly pick up some Bag Balm for you, or even some of that Sissy A$$ed Lansenoh Lanolin if you'd prefer (oh, yeah!! "Sissy A$$ed" is part of it's official name -- you didn't know that??). I could meet you and your wife in Gettysburg, which I think is no more than two hours from anywhere in MD and is just that far fom here. There's a great restaurant there, and we could have a good meal together and gossip about the crazy people at cpaptalk.

Marsha

-SWS never compared nursing mothers to cows. It is just when the word "nipple" is used, -SWS thinks of one thing and rooster thinks . . . well, we all know what rooster thinks!

Don't fall for Marsha's Gettysburg trick, Eric. She has hired a private detective to get telephoto shots of you at Hooters with nipple cream in one hand and bagbalm in the other.

jnk wrote: ........It is just when the word "nipple" is used, -SWS thinks of one thing and rooster thinks . . . well, we all know what rooster thinks!

.......

Thinks? I did not know a healthy male even had to start the brain to get there.

rested gal wrote:

jnk wrote:Crazy people. I am in a forum with crazy people.

You took my line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahhhh!!!! . . .

Wow, I sure did steal your line, didn't I? From this thread:

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=34687&p=296919

I knew I'd heard it somewhere from someone fun and intelligent, I had just forgotten who it was.

I hope you forgive me because, well, frankly, I often plagiarize your posts. This is only the first time I've gotten myself caught!

jnk wrote:Don't fall for Marsha's Gettysburg trick, Eric. She has hired a private detective to get telephoto shots of you at Hooters with nipple cream in one hand and bagbalm in the other.

OMG I am truly ROTFL, jnk

In reading this its time to think .." Now lets see how and where did all this start". Oh yeah, a poor fellow wanted some help in getting used to the cpap mask and in what was the best way to deal with it. I see a book here entitled,"The Begining of Knowledge For a Newbie". It should be a REQUIRED read for all beginners. Might take a bit of the nervousness out of the therapy.

jnk wrote: -SWS never compared nursing mothers to cows. It is just when the word "nipple" is used, -SWS thinks of one thing and rooster thinks . . . well, we all know what rooster thinks!

Don't fall for Marsha's Gettysburg trick, Eric. She has hired a private detective to get telephoto shots of you at Hooters with nipple cream in one hand and bagbalm in the other.

JEFF!!! First you make me promise, and I'm quoting here, "for all of recorded history, or at least until next Tuesday" that I will NEVER divulge the name of the troubador-like NYC resident who might have given me a series of ten digits with which to contact some hunky hunk and hire him to skulk, with a pictorial recording device in hand, around some eating establishment in Maryland that for some unknown reason reveres owls and also to be available for a similar future assignment at the Dobbin House Tavern in Gettysburg (in the cellar dining room, which is SO much cooler than upstairs, and cheaper, too). Well, it isn't Tuesday, baby, and I didn't do that!!! So what do you do??? YOU TELL THE WORLD!!! Way to go.

Eric, I will grudgingly admit that Jeff's made a good point. Although I'd still gladly get some BB or SALL for you and meet you and your lady in G'burg, there really is no call for us to gossip about the cpaptalk crazies when we do that. I'm very ashamed of myself for suggesting such a thing.

WHY GO ANYWHERE? WE CAN FOLLOW JNK'S LEAD AND DO IT RIGHT HERE!!!!

(Way to trash -SWS, though. Great work.)

Marsha

(I'm pretty sure that qualifies as "still speaking to you," Jeff. So will ya make the call? Huh? Huh? Will ya? )

Songbird wrote:There were NO smiles in what I wrote. There still aren't.

Is this the same Marsha who laughed in the outrageous Man Cave thread? As jnk correctly pointed out, there is no such comparison in my post. There is only intended humor based in an entire string of unbelievably absurd oversights. Nobody suspects that a left and right AstroGlide is necessary. Nobody suspects that a rail industry map of cattle is going to accurately portray anything whatsoever about Walgreens products. I am amazed that anyone would convert those obviously nonsensical comments into serious parallels. I guess I might have better anticipated where you seemed to be heading in this thread when you started referring to people as "idiots" and "sissy ass" as far back as page 3.

Songbird wrote: In the SECOND place, a couple of things came to mind as I read your reply. That you missed a great opportunity when you didn't go into politics (that's a lot of words for saying nothing); and that at least the rest of the bovine population is now accounted for, because what you said was pure, unadulterated BULL!!!

Well, that statement of mine was loaded with nothing more than absolute absurdities intended only for the sake of humor. Quite, honestly, in light of all your prolific participation in silly threads around here, and especially in light of your statement below, who would have ever guessed that you could go into serious debate and personal attack mode in this thread?


Songbird, meet Marshaeb of the good old days. She once had a great philosopy:

marshaeb wrote:

wkosturko wrote:Yo Babs!
I guess not! What happened to the precious right for free speech!!! Let the games begin!

Yes, free speech. Absolutely. And here, as in the USA Network, characters certainly are welcome. All characters.
As long as they check their negative energy at the door.

Marsha

Songbird wrote:Way to trash -SWS, though. Great work.

Absolutely amazing IMO. We seem to have traded absurd humor for absurd anger and personal attacks.

Despite all your unanticipated hostility throughout this thread, Songbird, I issue an apology. The very best of luck to you in pursuing life, health, and especially humor.

-SWS wrote:Is this the same Marsha who laughed in the outrageous Man Cave thread? .... an entire string of unbelievably absurd oversights .... I am amazed that anyone would convert those obviously nonsensical comments into serious parallels. I guess I might have better anticipated where you seemed to be heading in this thread when you started referring to people as "idiots" and "sissy ass" as far back as page 3. .... Quite, honestly, in light of all your prolific participation in silly threads around here, and especially in light of your statement below, who would have ever guessed that you could go into serious debate and personal attack mode in this thread? Songbird, meet Marshaeb of the good old days. She once had a great philosopy.... Absolutely amazing IMO. We seem to have traded absurd humor for absurd anger and personal attacks. .... Despite all your unanticipated hostility throughout this thread, Songbird, I issue an apology. The very best of luck to you in pursuing life, health, and especially humor.

Can't talk much... laughing too hard...

UNCLE!!!

You win this round, -SWS. In my book, you're the reigning champion in the category of Hysterical Banter Delivered Via Irony. I bow to the master. In fact, you did that so well that I'll probably get flamed for the next week. Well worth it. GREAT work!!

Marsha

Songbird wrote:You win this round, -SWS.

We won't be having any more "rounds".

Oh well.

Songbird wrote:...those purple states that He Who Says Too Much And Nothing, All At The Same Time alluded to...

Hi marsha, at the risk of offending you and speaking for people who can in fact speak for themselves, i'm going to share my 2cents on this thread in an attempt to try to make nice?
I think that reference doesn't fit -SWS but probably does fit some other people I can think of on this board.
Personally I didn't really get your jokes from the last few posts, it really did sound like you were truly offended by what SWS wrote.
But I think you're great and usually quite hilarious and funny, so maybe we can just chalk this all up to misunderstanding due to the lack of verbal cues and body language inherent in any online communication? Either that or the weird alignment in the stars these last few weeks!
I hope I didn't offend you or anyone else with this input.

echo wrote:... it really did sound like you were truly offended by what SWS wrote. .... maybe we can just chalk this all up to misunderstanding due to the lack of verbal cues and body language inherent in any online communication? .... I hope I didn't offend you....

No, Echo, you haven't offended me; not even a little bit. In fact, I appreciate very much that you had the kindness and honesty to ask if there was a chance of a misunderstanding instead of merely assuming you knew what I meant, as others have done. Thank you.

I wasn't offended by anything that SWS wrote. I truly thought we were having fun. I know my sense of humor can be off the wall, but I thought that SWS (who has a similar sense of humor) understood what I was saying and was just throwing more of the same back. I even had what I thought was a good reason for thinking that. You might recall the “Turn Out Those Blue Lights For Good” thread from back in August. In it, I let my wackiness go a little nuts, and some thought I was being angry, nasty, etc. This is from that thread:

-SWS wrote:

marshaeb wrote: It just struck me as funny, I was being silly and laughing as I wrote, and it obviously didn't come across that way. I'll try to employ the sensitivity meter better in the future.

Hey... that original post was funny as all get-go in my book of blue (lighted) humor!

So let's N O T discontinue catering to those amongst us with quirky and twisted humor.

And let's N O T employ sensitivity on behalf of the majority when a few, such as myself, might suffer.

Sheesh! That would be insensitive! ...Thank you for compassionately considering one man's unique perspective!

Yesterday, I dubbed SWS the reigning champion in Hysterical Banter Delivered Via Irony. I REALLY thought that's what we were doing, and I even thought his last two posts were entirely tongue-in-cheek.

Banter is good-natured back and forth joking.
Irony is when you say the opposite of what you mean and the listener believes the opposite of what was said.
(from http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_the_types_of_humor)

To steal a bit of what SWS said, my words were only intended to be humorous. They were loaded with nothing more than absolute absurdities intended only for the sake of fun. Quite honestly, in light of all my prolific participation in silly threads around here, and especially in light of my "UNCLE" post in this thread, it never occurred to me that anyone would have believed this to be a serious debate and personal attack. I'm very sorry that you and others did.

SWS, please accept my most sincere apology. Seems my bizarro sense of what's funny only caused trouble and hurt people, with you at the top of the list, and I'm going to regret that for a very long time.

Echo (and anyone else to whom this applies), I also apologize to you for having caused distress and/or offense. Had I thought there was the vaguest chance of that happening, I wouldn't have done it. I was wrong, and I am very sorry.

I'm going to take off now in search of, as SWS put it, life, health and especially humor. (And yes, SWS, it'll include reading The Book. Thanks for the tip.) Time will tell if this old female dog can, in fact, learn new tricks.

QUICK!! Somebody make a funny!! Please don't let this unfortunate detour detract from this wonderfully, refreshingly hysterical thread.

Marsha