If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by echo » Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:13 am

MusicMan wrote:Yes, and you MUST wear your CPAP mask while doing it. It will make it much more romantic!
I hear the extra oxygen does wonders for the ... uh ... BRAIN, yeah, that's it.
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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by Zoot » Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:36 am

echo wrote:
MusicMan wrote:Yes, and you MUST wear your CPAP mask while doing it. It will make it much more romantic!
I hear the extra oxygen does wonders for the ... uh ... BRAIN, yeah, that's it.

Which one?
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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by -SWS » Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:50 am

Arousals... apneas.... Hey, that makes good sense!
Zoot wrote:
echo wrote:
MusicMan wrote:Yes, and you MUST wear your CPAP mask while doing it. It will make it much more romantic!
I hear the extra oxygen does wonders for the ... uh ... BRAIN, yeah, that's it.

Which one?
That would be the one with the mini-brain... You know, kinda like a Me and Mini Me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNdpvtwlOqo
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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by jnk » Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:53 am

My wife doesn't let me read threads like this one. So I'm not.
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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by MusicMan » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:29 pm

echo wrote:
MusicMan wrote:Yes, and you MUST wear your CPAP mask while doing it. It will make it much more romantic!
I hear the extra oxygen does wonders for the ... uh ... BRAIN, yeah, that's it.
I wonder what would happen if you dropped a Viagra in your CPAP humidifier?

LOL!

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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by Zoot » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:51 pm

MusicMan wrote:
echo wrote:
MusicMan wrote:Yes, and you MUST wear your CPAP mask while doing it. It will make it much more romantic!
I hear the extra oxygen does wonders for the ... uh ... BRAIN, yeah, that's it.
I wonder what would happen if you dropped a Viagra in your CPAP humidifier?

LOL!

You would breathe "hard" for up to 4 hours. Anything longer than that and you should seek a doctor immediately.
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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by MusicMan » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:00 pm

Zoot wrote:
MusicMan wrote:
echo wrote:
MusicMan wrote:Yes, and you MUST wear your CPAP mask while doing it. It will make it much more romantic!
I hear the extra oxygen does wonders for the ... uh ... BRAIN, yeah, that's it.
I wonder what would happen if you dropped a Viagra in your CPAP humidifier?

LOL!

You would breathe "hard" for up to 4 hours. Anything longer than that and you should seek a doctor immediately.
That happens during my REM sleep now anyway thanks to my CPAP, so I wouldn't need the Viagra.

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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by DreamStalker » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:08 pm

With PAP treatment ... I don't need Viagra.

Besides, the wife can't handle more than 3 or 4 hours at a time.

So unless the doc happens to be a nice looking female ... I have no use for the doc either.
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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by -SWS » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:40 pm

DreamStalker wrote:With PAP treatment ... I don't need Viagra.
I can see this as a CPAP add now:
the CPAP Manufacturers Marketing Alliance wrote:For a second honeymoon vacation try....

Viagra Falls
(by the wayside... thanks to CPAP)
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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by echo » Mon Nov 24, 2008 1:40 pm

damn, i can't think of a good comeback to any of those
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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by roster » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:01 pm

GumbyCT wrote:Rooster - you missed it again. Even the highlights are stimulating

http://www.thedoctorstv.com/main/show_page/83
Gumby, You need some regularly. Don't let lack of a partner stop you.
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Re: If you have Apnea you MUST have sex tonite

Post by profish » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:03 pm

I think that Viagra in your humidifier would just make your hose get hard!
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