weight issues

Goofproof · Post by **Goofproof** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:36 pm

Woody wrote:Babbet, yes sex is exercise. Even phone sex can be counted as breathing
exercise.

Which burns more cal's, using the handset or the speaker phone? Most of the phone breathing I get at night, is calls with someone breathing heavy into the phone, and they won't talk, not very satifying for me. Jim

I'm disapointed with my XPAP treatment, the DME not only told me I'd loose weight, and need less med's, he said I'd get free pay per view on my SAT dish. That's just one more thing he lied about. Jim

rubberchimp · Post by **rubberchimp** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:50 pm

Babette wrote:Hey, Chimp, why don't you call me sometime?

Oh? Is that the secret to enjoyable phone sex? Having someone on the other end?
I knew there was something missing!

Now just let me fetch my phone from the bedroom...

crossfit · Post by **crossfit** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:08 pm

I heard recently that Resmed or one of the other companies are going to start embedding phones in their masks due to the recent increase in desire for phone sex while cpaping.

rubberchimp · Post by **rubberchimp** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:42 pm

crossfit wrote:I heard recently that Resmed or one of the other companies are going to start embedding phones in their masks due to the recent increase in desire for phone sex while cpaping.

Phone sex while cpaping? Damn, I have enough trouble just trying to talk normally while cpaping!! I can't say anything starting with 'N' so verbal descriptions of naughty nocturnal nipple nibbling are gonna be difficult.

Makes it pretty difficult when you're having a mask fitted and they're trying to ask you questions about the fit. I had to resort to gestures for most of the fitting process

It's strange and funky to open yer mouth and feel the air blast out without any lung effort. No good for my average leak data though.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:55 pm

No no, Crossfit, you misunderstood that old post of mine. I wasn't having PHONE sex while cpap-ing, I was, uh, taking care of it manually. By myself.

Now, the time I had phone sex with a cpap-er (twice, in fact), neither of us were masked up.

But I did have to remind him not to fall asleep without his mask afterwards.

Jim - That wasn't me on your phone. If it was me, you would have known by the rapid stream of expletives and the Okie accent.

Chimp - NOW you're catching on! Poor sleepy boy...

LOL,
Babs

lvwildcat · Post by **lvwildcat** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:40 am

Houltkin....I actually gained about 25 lbs after starting on CPAP. I attributed it to...preCPAP I was so exhausted after a 12 hr work shift that I fell asleep before eating dinner(usually missed it 5 nights/week). Post CPAP...I NEVER missed a meal! Happy news though...since my Gastric Bypass surgery last Dec.....I'm down 123 lbs. My CPAP pressure has been reduced from 15 to 9. HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Additional Comments: Machine:Resmed S7 Elite; Oracle Mask(YES! My DREAM mask!!)