Insurance Update - even more happy news!

OK, so I call my insurance company (United) yesterday to CONFIRM that my CPAP isn't covered because I don't have OSA.

"Did the doctor PRESCRIBE you a CPAP?"

"Yeah, but it's not OSA."

"If the doctor prescribed you a CPAP, we cover it."

"Can I come there and kiss you?"

"Uhhh, sir, please get off the phone before I alert the authorities."

SO, Now I can go shopping!