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Post by Guest » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:15 pm

Oh Jerry... Don't get me started.... I've identified at least 14 different varieties...

Lessee...

You gots yer basic sraight man, basic straight woman (2)
Lesbian woman (1)
Lesbian woman who really wants to be a man (1)
Lesbian woman who really wants to be a homosexual man (1)
Homosexual man (1)
Homosexual man who really wants to be a woman (1)
Homosexual man who really wants to be a lesbian woman (1)
Bi-sexuals (2, because they go both ways)
Transgendered (1)
Pedophiles (1)
Necrophiliacs (1)
Sado-Masochists (1)
Assorted Freak-a-zoids (1)

Oops, that's actually 15. See? I told you. And I've dated most of them.
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Post by Liam1965 » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:15 pm

6PtStar wrote:There is two kinds ain't there?
Just two? Only if you're boring.



Liam, trying to figure out what the second one would be.

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Post by Guest » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:17 pm

We were typing at the same time. See list above. I petered out at 15.

LOL,
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Post by Nodzy » Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:29 pm

Say what???

You mean... uhhh... that SEX isn't an acronym for
Special Editon Xerox (copiers)?

Now I'm really confused.

But I still love my BIPAP-Auto and Zzz-Mask combo.
(Said just to make this a "valid" post.)

Nodzy.....

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Post by 6PtStar » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:47 pm

Anonymous wrote:Oh Jerry... Don't get me started.... I've identified at least 14 different varieties...

Lessee...

You gots yer basic sraight man, basic straight woman (2)
Lesbian woman (1)
Lesbian woman who really wants to be a man (1)
Lesbian woman who really wants to be a homosexual man (1)
Homosexual man (1)
Homosexual man who really wants to be a woman (1)
Homosexual man who really wants to be a lesbian woman (1)
Bi-sexuals (2, because they go both ways)
Transgendered (1)
Pedophiles (1)
Necrophiliacs (1)
Sado-Masochists (1)
Assorted Freak-a-zoids (1)

Oops, that's actually 15. See? I told you. And I've dated most of them.
Babs
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Post by roster » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:05 pm

Well TNT, in an attempt to assuage your whatever, I have been looking at Bush funnies for half an hour. They just ain't as funny as Bill and Ted for some reason.

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I have a vision that we will figure out an easy way to ensure that children develop wide, deep, healthy and attractive jaws and then obstructive sleep apnea becomes an obscure bit of history.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ycw4uaX ... re=related
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