You can't scare me!

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:25 pm

Quoth the peeps...
"Neversleeps!"

Welcome, Neversleeps! Fun reading!!

Sleeping With The Enemy · Post by **Sleeping With The Enemy** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:19 am

Neversleeps,

I see you are also a Minnesotan. Welcome! Enjoying our Spring weather?

I'm down by Owatonna, MN.

Glad to have you!

Heidi

Tampa Tom · Post by **Tampa Tom** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:54 am

There once was a Cpap Talk Guest
Whose rhymes with which we were impressed.
With skill and with guile
she entertained us a while
And kept most of us from being distressed!

(OK, that was lousy...)

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:20 am

Hey, we're talking limericks, are we? .....Mighty clever!

Could get interesting!

There once was a cpapper from Nantucket ...........

TXKajun · Post by **TXKajun** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:30 am

I'll continue:

Who put her head into a bucket...

Liam1965 · Post by **Liam1965** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:41 am

No no no. In order to keep up with the original, the second line HAS to start "Whose hose was so long...." something.

Liam, if his ear was... nah....

ozij · Post by **ozij** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:04 am

Do you mean something like
"Whose hose was so long
She connected it wrong
To the comfortless mask
She posessed?"

Welcome, neversleeps! This isn't about you of cours, I just couldn't resist the rhymes, probably affected by what I read today about the Comfort Curve and its new hose. ...

TXKajun · Post by **TXKajun** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:30 pm

Liam, I'm by no means a poet.......or even a rhymer, but I was thinking of something like:

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who put her head in a bucket.
She wanted to see
if using her mask could be
worse than sticking her head in a bucket

Or something like that!

(My, the things we do to amuse ourselves at times! ROFL)

Liam1965 · Post by **Liam1965** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:39 pm

How about:

There was a young lass from Nantucket
(She moved from Rhode Island, Pawtucket)
With a clogged up nose
and no CPAP hose
We buried her ass in a bucket.

Nah, not great. Ah well, I tried.

There is a board poster named Liam,
The guests rant whenever they see 'im,
They don't get his jokes
the self righteous blokes
So stiff, they belong in museum.

neversleeps · Post by **neversleeps** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:08 pm

There is a board-poster named Liam,
The guests rave whenever they see 'im,
They get all his jokes
if they're intelligent folks
Laugh so hard in their pants they are peein'.

Wuzer · Post by **Wuzer** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:23 pm

There once was a thread on the forum
with rhymes from most of the quorum
But then it got old
when somebody told
A limerick that ended with urine

Wuzer - Who never wrote a poetic thing in his life.

neversleeps · Post by **neversleeps** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:37 pm

NOW THAT IS QUITE DEFINITELY THE BEST ONE YET !!!!!

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:48 pm

Wuzer wrote:There once was a thread on the forum
with rhymes from most of the quorum
But then it got old
when somebody told
A limerick that ended with urine

Wuzer - Who never wrote a poetic thing in his life.

Don't think I've ever read a poem with the word "urine" in it.
What a trendsetter you are!

Linda

onlyme · Post by **onlyme** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:06 pm

You all,

Nice stuff. Leaves me smiling.

onlyme · Post by **onlyme** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:06 pm

You all,

Nice stuff. Leaves me smiling.

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