Everthing I Need To Know I Learned On The Hose

BadBreath · Post by **BadBreath** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:22 am

Keep your nose clean.

Don’t use caffeine after noon.

Everyone needs to vent, just don’t aim it at your partner.

Neat or trimmed hair helps your hat stay on.

Kinky isn’t always good in bed.

Neat or trimmed hair helps keep your nose clean.

The nose bone’s connected to the, mouth bone.

A long night’s sleep isn’t always a good night’s sleep.

It’s not only important to know when to keep your mouth shut, but also how.

Snoring is like bad breath. Just because you don’t notice it doesn’t mean it isn’t bothering everyone else.

Always have a backup.

Carry your own damn bag.

Check your air pressure.

Sex is like breathing. You can’t live without it.

Breathing is like sex. Sometimes you need some help.

Taking care of your self can be about caring for others.

Life isn’t just about how you spend your days.

Burdens are lighter when shared. Problems are lighter when aired.

tuna · Post by **tuna** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:39 am

Thats funny..Thanks for the laugh!

NeedinZs · Post by **NeedinZs** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:52 am

Awesome! And so true. You have a way with words.

When will we see you at Barnes & Noble?

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:41 am

Love it!

j.a.taylor · Post by **j.a.taylor** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:43 am

True and funny!

What a combination, and what a good belly laugh!

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:57 am

Ah BB... Is that a plea for help?

Good one!!!! May have to post that on the wall in the office...

Cheers,
B.