Honey, what are your numbers . . .

I put pillows between me and hubby because of his nightime (dreaming) kicking hitting and punching me - once he was screaming in his sleep and when I tried to wake him up he grabbed my hand and drew blood with his nails. Once he punched me in the nose.

It is kinda sad to have the pillows there, but they get thrown out easily enough when the need arises

MRH wrote:It is funny how spouses can be! My wife is a bit hard of hearing and never noticed my stopping breathing, she did complain about the snoring though! Anyway after my sleep study she was always (And still does) putting her hand on my chest to see if I am breathing Wakes me up! One night I was already awake (Before I had the CPAP) and she put her hand on my chest to see if I was breathing or not, since she didn't hear me snoring. I couldn't resist, my ornery streak came out, I just kept quiet, until she started kicking my leg Then I told her I was awake!!

Mark

Mark,

We men can sure be cruel.

This summer, I choked on a kernel of popcorn, cut the oxygen off to my brain, and actually began to seize. I lost consciousness for a few minutes. I was so stiff from the seizure, that my wife couldn't do CPR, so she called 911.

As she was talking to them, the kernel dislodged, I regained consciousness, and opted to call my doctor rather than take a ride in an ambulance.

The doctor asked me my name, year, who the president was, etc., and declared me fit.

Shortly after that, I took the opportunity to fall back on the couch, and fake a seizure. The wife wasn't impressed--neither were the ladies at work when she told them the story.

j.a.taylor wrote:This summer, I choked on a kernel of popcorn

You could be president.. oh wait, that was a peanut not popcorn.. never mind... maybe vice president... this country needs more vices, the current president of vices just hasn't done enough on that front.