Bumpersticker: What Would Snoredog Do?

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:07 pm

Okay, so I'm driving a ways behind this car, and the bumper sticker, I SWEAR, reads "What Would Snoredog Do?"

I get a good laugh, assume some great forum member has opened a cafe press site and I missed that one, and made a note to quickly go buy one.

Got a little closer, and realized it actually read "What Would Scooby Do?"

Which is equally funny, but just not as pertinent to my life.

I prefer my version.
Barbara

j.a.taylor · Post by **j.a.taylor** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:39 am

Woo! Hoo! Snoredog!

You know you've arrived when people are reading bumper stickers with your name on them, or at least think they are.

Sounds like a possible run for the U.S. Presidency to me.

Could it be possible? Snoredog in '08.

How about Snoredog/Babette in '08.

That would surely shake the country up.

lilsheba · Post by **lilsheba** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:05 am

j.a.taylor wrote:Woo! Hoo! Snoredog!

You know you've arrived when people are reading bumper stickers with your name on them, or at least think they are.

Sounds like a possible run for the U.S. Presidency to me.

Could it be possible? Snoredog in '08.

How about Snoredog/Babette in '08.

That would surely shake the country up.

LOL! Hey at least we know sleep time would get a lot of attention!

RosemaryB · Post by **RosemaryB** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:32 am

Planks of the platform:

Free sleep tests for anyone suspected of having sleep apnea.

Free autopap of your choice if you are dx'd with sleep apnea.

Mask fitting clinics on every corner, where they fit you for free, letting you lie down and move around. Of course, free masks, too.

Recalls and free replacement of any defective humidifier tanks .

Gender equity in mask design.

Now people may say that giving all this free stuff to people is a waste of taxpayer dollars. But think of the costs in lost productivity, traffic accidents (think Exxon Valdez accident) and you will see that it will be a huge savings.

OK, if they don't win on this platform, they can still open The Snoredog-Babette school of Sleep Medicine and start training those "professionals."

If they do, I'm running for Congress!

Vader · Post by **Vader** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:25 am

j.a.taylor wrote:
Sounds like a possible run for the U.S. Presidency to me.

Could it be possible? Snoredog in '08.

It would be refreshing to see HONESTY in politics today. Snoredog's a good man.

How about a campaign slogan of , "If you don't like what I have to say, you can kiss my a**!"

LOL

Snoredog · Post by **Snoredog** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:40 am

Vader wrote:
j.a.taylor wrote:
Sounds like a possible run for the U.S. Presidency to me.

Could it be possible? Snoredog in '08.

It would be refreshing to see HONESTY in politics today. Snoredog's a good man.

How about a campaign slogan of , "If you don't like what I have to say, you can kiss my a**!"

LOL

my thoughts exactly!

RosemaryB · Post by **RosemaryB** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:39 pm

You mean no more polls to see what people want and then appearing to give it to them?

blarg · Post by **blarg** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:51 pm

RosemaryB wrote:You mean no more polls to see what people want and then appearing to give it to them?

Well, appearing to discuss potentially giving it to them in the possible future anyway...

Babette · Post by **Babette** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:40 pm

On a quest for something completely different, I found bumpersticker paper at Office Depot for your laserjet. I bought it because it's "water resistant" and I need something like that to label my body lotion potions. But if you wanted to make YOURSELF a "Snoredog in 08" or "What Would Snoredog Do?" bumpersticker, it's only $13.

I can't possibly be the running mate in that race. While I do own a black powder rifle, I have NEVER shot a friend while hunting, nor wanted to start a land war in Asia.

LOL,
B.

j.a.taylor · Post by **j.a.taylor** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:58 pm

Babette wrote:I can't possibly be the running mate in that race. While I do own a black powder rifle, I have NEVER shot a friend while hunting, nor wanted to start a land war in Asia.

LOL,
B.

All it takes is one "little" miss. "Really, I was shooting at the birds."

But I do have to admit Babette, you're way to overqualified and intelligent to start a land war.

But hey, all you have to do is keep repeating: "We're winning! We really do have a plan!"

RosemaryB · Post by **RosemaryB** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:23 pm

blarg wrote:
RosemaryB wrote:You mean no more polls to see what people want and then appearing to give it to them?
Well, appearing to discuss potentially giving it to them in the possible future anyway...

LOL

sharon1965 · Post by **sharon1965** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:36 pm

Okay, so I'm driving a ways behind this car, and the bumper sticker, I SWEAR, reads "What Would Snoredog Do?"

I get a good laugh, assume some great forum member has opened a cafe press site and I missed that one, and made a note to quickly go buy one.

Got a little closer, and realized it actually read "What Would Scooby Do?"

this is just so damn funny!

dieselgal · Post by **dieselgal** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:03 am

Babette wrote:On a quest for something completely different, I found bumpersticker paper at Office Depot for your laserjet. I bought it because it's "water resistant" and I need something like that to label my body lotion potions. But if you wanted to make YOURSELF a "Snoredog in 08" or "What Would Snoredog Do?" bumpersticker, it's only $13.

I can't possibly be the running mate in that race. While I do own a black powder rifle, I have NEVER shot a friend while hunting, nor wanted to start a land war in Asia.

LOL,
B.

Have you ever NOT had sex with an intern and lied to the world on national television?
How about $400-$1000 haircuts while telling "the people" how you feel our pain?

oceanpearl · Post by **oceanpearl** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:01 am

My bumper sticker would read "i WILL STEAL ENOUGHT IN ONE TERM THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT RE-ELECTING ME!"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:04 am

No no... DG, that was the PREZ, not the VEEP. Yer youth is showing...

Oh, and I can spell AND PRONOUNCE "Potato" correctly. That alone should disqualify me from office.

And no spouse of mine ever whined about the dirty lyrics in a rock and roll song.

LOL,
B.