Wireless Internet link to cpap machines !!!

General Discussion on any topic relating to CPAP and/or Sleep Apnea.
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dsm
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Post by dsm » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:46 pm

Aww c'mon y'all - you really do know this is a plot to control the world doncha

The plan to do it through fluoride didn't work - now we have to resist them having wireless links to our heads while we sleep

Think about it

> Mask with little speakers built in & connected to machine that receives subliminal messages over the Internet & wireless while we sleep & while they monitor our brainwaves

> Their ability to control the machines & perform experiments on us (Hey Dr Stein - can I induce ein Central und your patient noomber 56631A I vant to see how many he can take - Ya, goo ahedt und please don't call me Dr Stien, just call me Frank)

DSM

xPAP and Quattro std mask (plus a pad-a-cheek anti-leak strap)

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Post by tooly125 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:53 pm

If they detect too many leaks they could ship you out a new mask.
They could deduct the cost from your bank account over the same wireless connection!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body totally worn out and screaming,WOO HOO what a ride!