Declan Kelly Sleeping First Quarter Super Bowl

Look. He paid $6000 for his ticket and goes to sleep during the first quarter. He is sleeping with his mouth open. What ya wanna bet he has untreated sleep apnea? Someone should tell him.

CBS video: https://www.news.com.au/sport/american- ... 5cd7be95fe

Top five CPAP-unrelated reasons he may have chosen that time to sleep:

5. He was expecting Gaelic Football.

4. A client forced the ticket on him as an attempt at a business-expense tax write off.

3. He finally realized he wouldn't be able to see the Coke / Martin Scorcese / Jonah Hill ad from that seat anyway.

2. Given what he gets per hour for consulting work, large sporting events are the only time he can actually afford to sleep without losing money.

1. He thought a guy his age might need a good nap before safely seeing the ShakiLo/J-kira show live.

ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 10, 2020 7:24 am

Look. He paid $6000 for his ticket and goes to sleep during the first quarter. He is sleeping with his mouth open. What ya wanna bet he has untreated sleep apnea? Someone should tell him.

CBS video: https://www.news.com.au/sport/american- ... 5cd7be95fe

Never heard of him,

I call it the Stupor bowl.

I took a nap at home.
Look at all the money I saved!
I'm RICH!
Oh, wait, if I were rich, I would have saved a wad.
In my case, I was just another evening.
Heated up some frozen pizza.
Eat, you bums.
And try not to make too much noise.
Grandma needs her sleep.

reason #3,289 as to why i never watch the superb owl.