OT: jnk.. is a meance to society!

Chris8243 · Post by **Chris8243** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:50 am

Hey - I think this thread is making jnk's dream come true! Here you go, jnk! Up to 4 pages, you're half-way there.

babydinosnoreless · Post by **babydinosnoreless** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:08 pm

zonker wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:24 am

babydinosnoreless wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:34 am
There was a video I wanted to post but I can't find the link. Darn it! There was this guy walking down the street and a bunch of people join him and he was singing about how they were all a$$holes sometimes. It was the funniest thing. Unfortunately or maybe fortunately I can't find it.

That being said JNK is too nice. I don't know if we can get 6 or is it 7 whole pages of posts. But I will try to do my share.

this? **NSFW as the kids today say**

It was a redo/remake of that one I think but no that wasn't it. It was funnier.

Dog Slobber · Post by **Dog Slobber** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:22 pm

OK, some of this private messaging has gone to far.

What do I get when I log onto CPAPTalk?

A picture of JNK.

Now don’t get me wrong, I appreciate a fine picture of JNK, as much as the next guy (or gal – JNK shouldn’t be discriminating). But really, should we be private messaging pictures of JNK to each other.

I’ll be the first to admit, JNK can be pretty fine looking, all big and upright, just teaming with pride and confidence. But sometimes, JNK just doesn’t show well.

Anyway, so I’m reading CPAPTalk on my phone, and sure enough, in comes Mrs. Dog Slobber.

Mrs. Dog Slobber: What you doing?
Me: Just looking at JNK on my phone.
Mrs. Dog Slobber: Nice, can I see?
Me: Absolutely. Have a look.
Mrs. Dog Slobber: Not a great picture. JNK’s kind of hard to make out.
Me: Hard to see on the phone, JNK is easier to make out on the computer.
[moved over to computer]
Me: There, how’s that?
Mrs. Dog Slobber: Much better that JNK picture sure pops on the big computer monitor of yours.
Me: No kidding, now you know why I spend so much time looking at JNK on the computer. We should get you a bigger monitor. I know you appreciate JNK as well.
Mrs. Dog Slobber: JNK sure looks familiar.

palerider · Post by **palerider** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:28 pm

djams wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 20, 2019 4:31 am
Yes,yes. jnk's habit of making reasonable, thoughtful, considerate, empathetic, supportive posts in threads where everyone else is throwing roundhouses is SO ANNOYING!

I know, right? he thinks he's SO SUPERIOR to the rest of us... always THINKING!

babydinosnoreless · Post by **babydinosnoreless** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:35 pm

Been waiting all morning for jnk to notice my new hat so I can put him on my foe list.

Lucyhere · Post by **Lucyhere** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:56 pm

Wulfman... wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:12 pm
Put me in the column of "jnk" and "jnk..." supporters.

+1

I think some people here should take guitar lessons.

palerider · Post by **palerider** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 1:05 pm

katestyles wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:48 am

prodigyplace wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:03 am
We must always be mindful we do not violate the user agreement posted in this thread.

While using CPAPtalk.com, you will not: ... post any material, or links to any material that is (at our sole discretion) knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing...,
Are we aiming for a thread lock here?
Not yet. We have several pages of free speech to go yet to meet our goal.

I think I just pulled a muscle in my side.... Thanks Kate, I'll remember this *makes note*.

palerider · Post by **palerider** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 1:15 pm

babydinosnoreless wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:35 pm
Been waiting all morning for jnk to notice my new hat so I can put him on my foe list.

It is a most excellent hat. And the monocle really is a lovely finishing touch.

Miss Emerita · Post by **Miss Emerita** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 1:26 pm

Curses, I've been unmasked! It's all jnk's fault! Devilworshipper

jimbud · Post by **jimbud** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 1:26 pm

Had to go outside and install a freezeless yard faucet.

Now where was I.
Oh yeah jnk.

What is up with the blue and white tie before Easter.
What a faux pas, unheard of in polite social circles, a total neanderthal.
This is offensive to every fiber in my being.
Intolerable, but could I swim with it?
I could. I can swim with the best of them.
Make sense? No, but that is not the point. What is the point? Lost. I lost it.

JPB

djams · Post by **djams** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:10 pm

Well, since dogslobber didn't take my hint and go search for supporting evidence of jnk's meanceing crimes against humanity, I've taken it upon myself to do so.

It didn't take me long to find this. Now mind you, this was shortly after he needily begged for his own post, so the spotlight would shine on him.

: menace-proof.PNG (173.53 KiB) Viewed 1266 times

Goodness, I hardly know where to start here!

Deflecting responsibility for the avatar photo quality to the drummer's wife. GOOD GOSH MAN, she's married to the drummer. Don't you think that's enough of a burden to bear?

US. Just a little two letter word, but it says so much here. Evidently, this was initially a picture of the entire band. And of course the first thing jnk does is crop out all of the supporting band members. Tsk,tsk. What's next jnk? A solo album? It's always the lead singer breaking up the band, isn't it?

Maybe you should get your username changed to jnbeyonce, huh?

And a side note. Who wears a suit to their gig? What a square.

djams · Post by **djams** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:19 pm

Dog Slobber wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:22 pm
OK, some of this private messaging has gone to far.

What do I get when I log onto CPAPTalk?

A picture of JNK.

Now don’t get me wrong, I appreciate a fine picture of JNK, as much as the next guy (or gal – JNK shouldn’t be discriminating). But really, should we be private messaging pictures of JNK to each other.

I’ll be the first to admit, JNK can be pretty fine looking, all big and upright, just teaming with pride and confidence. But sometimes, JNK just doesn’t show well.

Anyway, so I’m reading CPAPTalk on my phone, and sure enough, in comes Mrs. Dog Slobber.

Mrs. Dog Slobber: What you doing?
Me: Just looking at JNK on my phone.
Mrs. Dog Slobber: Nice, can I see?
Me: Absolutely. Have a look.
Mrs. Dog Slobber: Not a great picture. JNK’s kind of hard to make out.
Me: Hard to see on the phone, JNK is easier to make out on the computer.
[moved over to computer]
Me: There, how’s that?
Mrs. Dog Slobber: Much better that JNK picture sure pops on the big computer monitor of yours.
Me: No kidding, now you know why I spend so much time looking at JNK on the computer. We should get you a bigger monitor. I know you appreciate JNK as well.
Mrs. Dog Slobber: JNK sure looks familiar.

Chris8243 · Post by **Chris8243** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:28 pm

djams wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:10 pm

US. Just a little two letter word, but it says so much here. Evidently, this was initially a picture of the entire band. And of course the first thing jnk does is crop out all of the supporting band members. Tsk,tsk. What's next jnk? A solo album? It's always the lead singer breaking up the band, isn't it?

Maybe you should get your username changed to jnbeyonce, huh?

And a side note. Who wears a suit to their gig? What a square.

Yeah, jnk. Take that. How about posting the original pic of the whole band? Anybody playing an accordian?

Okie bipap · Post by **Okie bipap** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:59 pm

palerider wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:28 pm
I know, right? he thinks he's SO SUPERIOR to the rest of us... always THINKING!

I had to quit thinking. The last time I tried, it gave me such a headache I had to go to bed. He's such a show off, always thinking before he makes a post. What fun is that?

palerider · Post by **palerider** » Sat Apr 20, 2019 3:11 pm

Okie bipap wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:59 pm

palerider wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:28 pm
I know, right? he thinks he's SO SUPERIOR to the rest of us... always THINKING!
I had to quit thinking. The last time I tried, it gave me such a headache I had to go to bed. He's such a show off, always thinking before he makes a post. What fun is that?

I don't know, I guess some people are just weird that way!

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